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On a good day I’m the bad news for the wrong girl with the right wounds

[dude-standin]

Dishonored sketches, hello

[dogpuppy]

Welcome to Jennifer’s Gougar Gave

[sacred-portal]

[amygdalae]

i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand

[amygdalae]

if ive been gaming for awhile and i see its 10pm its like ah yes. still time for a few quests. but if i havent started gaming yet im like ah well perhaps its time for my nightly respite

[triangleguy]

the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

[quail-in-red]

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

[gaynfl-moved]

not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

'These apps are the enemy. They're thoughtless, joyless, and our friends are powerless aginst them."

Leverage Redemption S03E06 The Swipe Right Job.

[stuckyparty]

[stuckyparty]

Thrilling update:

[taraljc]

thank you Canada for exporting

[byjove]

My grandma’s on and off again boyfriend that she cheated on grandpa with died today.

[byjove]

RIP to Nana’s side piece. Though they never married, Grandpa died in September and she brought his long term competition to Thanksgiving that year.

[byjove]

Grandma and Grandpa had a shotgun wedding when Grandma was 19. Grandpa went off to Vietnam which left her, a severely mentally young mother, alone. Never heard a complaint about her side piece Jeff. He seemed to make her happy and for that I salute him.

[byjove]

I’m an only child so I have to discuss sensitive family drama with my 38,000 followers instead.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[tits-n-trix]

The fact she went right back and tweeted it

[hourlycatphotos]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[plasmalink]

paper

[marzipanandminutiae]

you put an Apparently Reasonable Amount of dried pasta in boiling water and it turns into Much More Pasta than Anticipated

[beardedmrbean]

[polyglotplatypus]

my weirdest hobby is re-creating memes in html so i have a crisp, HQ version of them to use and edit whenever i need

[hell-and-pepsi]

you’re doing god’s work here

[polyglotplatypus]

meme restoration. my hobby is called meme restoration

[norwayspruce]

Im sorry I cant take this meme it’s counterfeit

[akashicrecord]

I am so forgiving. None of these other stupid unrepentant bitches could be as gracious as me.

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]