i’m too old for this shit

this is just for when im sad and lonely and need to laugh at nihilistic humor (also stalking fandom tags oops)

[bruntalism]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[crikey-o-rilley]

[adhdradio]

me shouting “lassie??” alone in my room

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[oneheadtoanother]

[daydreamsofdragons]

[byjove]

The Australian state of Tasmania is being held hostage and terrorized by a single elephant seal and this has been going on for more than a month now.

[byjove]

He’s just a baby. He’s not even two years old. But he weighs over 1,000 pounds and refuses to go back in the sea even though he’s done molting. His hobbies include blocking roadways, sleeping in front of cars, purposefully knocking over signposts, playing with traffic cones and barking at people.

[psychoetheric]

we are not being held hostage by neil. we love him.

[byjove]

is he behind you as you type that

[hexmaniacmareen]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freakinasheet]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[headspace-hotel]

people get specific as they age

:O

[classicfilmblr]

Sleeping Beauty dir. Clyde Geronimi | 1959

[bigjewface]

[sirfrogsworth]

Don't threaten us with a good time.

[adhdradio]

truly and with all my heart fuck desperately trying to be dignified in the eyes of all the strangers watching!! i am severing the ties between my dignity and their perception of it!!! if “maturity” by their definition means the loss of my childlike wonder than i will be immature and childish!!! if being kind and gentle with others makes me naive than so be it!!!! the world can’t harden my heart and neither can you, i will be soft and susceptible to beauty and wonder and you can’t fuckin stop me!!!!!!

[averagefairy]

this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

[fibonassi]

do u have a message for 25 year olds

[averagefairy]

uhhhhh 2 bagels?

[thisintermezzo]

I'm 32. When I was in my early twenties, I overheard a pair of 50ish year old women talking about the ideal age to stay at permanently. One said, "Everyone says 25. I wouldn't want to be in my twenties forever. Everything is hard and you get upset too easily."

Hearing her say that helped me so much. I thought about it countless times. Every time things felt overwhelming, I remembered what she said. The words of this total stranger, who wasn't even talking directly to me, brought me a lot of comfort, so I hope they can help you, too.

[catchymemes]

[ashstfu]

life is hard, do you want to share a pastry?

[abornvillainx2-deactivated20230]

[louisegluckpdf]

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

[louisegluckpdf]

you guys won't fucking believe this

[hottdoggblogg]

[sunhowler]

in junior year of highschool my art teacher would let our ceramics class play music of our choice off of her desktop. we usually used spotify or youtube but she did have one album downloaded on her computer. it was a halloween sound effects/ambience collection. i dont remember why she had it. there was a track on there called "burning screams" which was exactly what it sounds like. just a cacophony of screams alongside crackling fire. she only let us play it on very special occasions, and we would cheer and jump with joy every time. it was like a pizza party to us