Shamelessly Horny

27 | she/they | author

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[filmphotofranz]

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[mellifexfarm]

[admin-cock]

What do you mean people are inspired by me?? What do you mean I inspire others to branch out and write topics they're not fully confident with??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE WAS SO INSPIRED BY SOMETHING I WROTE THEY MADE THEIR OWN TWIST ON IT AND PUBLICLY GIFTED IT TO ME????

[greelin]

sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

[dogpuppy]

[deglogodon]

yass

[important-animal-images]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

[mikkeneko]

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

[kyleehenke]

these are basically turning into my video diaries

[hellsitegenetics]

happy 4th to her

[dmdog]

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[charlesoberonn]

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[molabuddy]

part 2

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[bedupolker]

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