Shamelessly Horny

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[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[dogpuppy]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[cpericardium]

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[hotvampireadjacent]

They r doing insane things in tomodachi life

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[frasohei]

[petscopkidverysm4rt]

One Piece by Shinichi Sakamoto

[matsunoso]

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

legendary scrandle pull

[rocketbirdie]

tomodachi crime scene

[vibragarlic]

jyushimatsu month day 10 with matsuyo!!!!!

alt version:

[halondrus]

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[ralfmaximus]

More of this please, everywhere.

After the incident, another video went viral showing what appeared to be that man getting a beating. The Maui Police Department said they had no record of any reports of disorderly conduct or assault related to the monk seal incident.

Even the local police are being cool about this.

[redstonedust]

tomodachi life giving you so many oppertunities for custom images and text with no filters means the obvious answer is of course to fill it with sex and penis. which is why i appreciate that every tomodachi life post ive seen is actually pretty lacking in sex and penis. instead we've been giving our miis enough cigarettes to kill a small village.