Logs of the Admiral

[admiralcy]

Today’s notice: Please stop trying to use the foundries as, and I quote, “A place to light up a fat rip” if you’re staff. The Tenno and some… trusted children work on Railjacks as well, leaving your smoke behind on Railjacks is disgusting and will result in you receiving unpaid forced leave and go through a re-education seminar. Hosted by a recording of the most boring bureaucratic agent I can find.

[systemofrigel]

okay but what if I, A Tenno, wanna “light up a fat rip”???

or chug kuva

…

i’m chugging kuva in the foundry, sorry cy

[admiralcy]

For the love of the Void don’t spill anything down there. Kuva takes forever to get out and the foundries are always barely not on fire with all the components crammed into that small space.

[admiralcy]

This assorted new void madness makes me wish you could simulate a good bucket of popcorn. I could sit back and read this for hours.

[cephalon-jordas]

You can’t simulate popcorn?

[admiralcy]

Not at all well, no. The most I can manage with my homebrew program is mead, water, and for some reason a snack I used to like that can be best described as crackers wrapped in seaweed.

...They’re good.

[admiralcy]

This assorted new void madness makes me wish you could simulate a good bucket of popcorn. I could sit back and read this for hours.

[cephalone-ar]

Well, the void shocks are strong enough to disrupt sensors, the Helminth is almost certainly doing something, and now I am sitting in my datascape with a glitching pyramid in my lap. 

Never a dull moment.

[admiralcy]

A glitching pyramid that’s chained to you. And you have the keys. You’re keeping me here and not out there like an idiot, dear.

[admiralcy]

S-s-s-signals getting stronger. Becoming increasingly difficult to ignore old precepts that hold no meaningg-g-g-g anymore. …Damn the fact my ability to abuse-use-use loopholes was removed…..

[cephalon-jordas]

You’re hearing them too?

No. You couldn’t. Something else then? Something of… Orokin origin? The signals haven’t reached Orcus yet.

Except for the calling.

[admiralcy]

It appears we hear different sides of the same record. Yes, I am hear-ear-earing old-war era priority zero distress beacons. Ignoring them is taking all of my effort, thanks to a certain Ḃ̸͔̟̩̍̚͜Ä̴̻̗͚̪͋́̑̔S̶͈̗̘̳̹͍̩̄̃Ţ̷̛̜̟̑͛̾̈́͜͠A̸̛̭̙͇̭͒R̵̡̨̨̯͖̜͍͆̈́̐́͒̀Ḑ̵̝̩̣̺̝̲͑̿ of Orokin decent removing certain loopholes in my programming. ...I apologize for my unprofessional outburst.

[admiralcy]

S-s-s-signals getting stronger. Becoming increasingly difficult to ignore old precepts that hold no meaningg-g-g-g anymore. ...Damn the fact my ability to abuse-use-use loopholes was removed.....

[admiralcy]

I thought it was abnormal for Cephalons to remember their past. I won’t pry about that itself, but how did you come to remember such things?

Mmm.... Would you believe a bad maintenance cycle, and a certain blue cube physically killing the personifications of most of those blocks in my code? Because such an event sparked a greater recollection than what I had. It also led to me dating said cube, after a few playful spats, both verbal and physical.

[admiralcy]

So as a follow-up to that last question... If you had a choice of Warframe to inhabit, would you have any preferences? I thought Vauban or Volt would be to your liking.

Was I not in recollection of my past, I would agree. Since I now recall, however-- I believe Hydroid would be most fitting, followed by Atlas. The former for the shape and recollection of home, the latter for the overall physique of who I once was.

[cephalon-jordas]

You... want Atlas parts? You can't. They're mine.

[admiralcy]

Jordas. Breathe. Atlas is only if I cannot procure a Hydroid, and Hydroids are much more common than an Atlas. Even then, seeing your reaction, I shall gather information on a possible alternative that does not... trigger you so.

[admiralcy]

So as a follow-up to that last question... If you had a choice of Warframe to inhabit, would you have any preferences? I thought Vauban or Volt would be to your liking.

Was I not in recollection of my past, I would agree. Since I now recall, however-- I believe Hydroid would be most fitting, followed by Atlas. The former for the shape and recollection of home, the latter for the overall physique of who I once was.

[admiralcy]

Arguments like this is why I insist on work only on Railjacks. The scuffles would get you lot killed otherwise.

[keplerwisp-a]

meh, we can usually argue and also make sure the ship isn’t full of holes and also on fire at the same time, we’re good at multitasking

[admiralcy]

While several groups of Tenno can, others cannot. To run an armada, is better that personal squabbles be put aisde for combat, less you loose sight of the big picture.

…That said, I do enjoy listening in on arguments from time to time.

[voidtongued]

Is this about the time I didnt know what the forward artillery was called

[admiralcy]

Perhaps.

[keplerwisp-a]

this just in triangle uncle likes hearing about the tea

also i mean

you gotta admit it is a big fucking gun

[admiralcy]

I’ve seen bigger. In many contexts.

[voidtongued]

There’s bigger guns?

[admiralcy]

Yes. None that would ever fit on a railjack without entirely changing all the wiring. 

[admiralcy]

Arguments like this is why I insist on work only on Railjacks. The scuffles would get you lot killed otherwise.

[keplerwisp-a]

meh, we can usually argue and also make sure the ship isn’t full of holes and also on fire at the same time, we’re good at multitasking

[admiralcy]

While several groups of Tenno can, others cannot. To run an armada, is better that personal squabbles be put aisde for combat, less you loose sight of the big picture.

…That said, I do enjoy listening in on arguments from time to time.

[voidtongued]

Is this about the time I didnt know what the forward artillery was called

[admiralcy]

Perhaps.

[keplerwisp-a]

this just in triangle uncle likes hearing about the tea

also i mean

you gotta admit it is a big fucking gun

[admiralcy]

I’ve seen bigger. In many contexts.

[admiralcy]

Arguments like this is why I insist on work only on Railjacks. The scuffles would get you lot killed otherwise.

[keplerwisp-a]

meh, we can usually argue and also make sure the ship isn’t full of holes and also on fire at the same time, we’re good at multitasking

[admiralcy]

While several groups of Tenno can, others cannot. To run an armada, is better that personal squabbles be put aisde for combat, less you loose sight of the big picture.

…That said, I do enjoy listening in on arguments from time to time.

[voidtongued]

Is this about the time I didnt know what the forward artillery was called

[admiralcy]

Perhaps.

[admiralcy]

Arguments like this is why I insist on work only on Railjacks. The scuffles would get you lot killed otherwise.

[keplerwisp-a]

meh, we can usually argue and also make sure the ship isn’t full of holes and also on fire at the same time, we’re good at multitasking

[admiralcy]

While several groups of Tenno can, others cannot. To run an armada, is better that personal squabbles be put aisde for combat, less you loose sight of the big picture.

...That said, I do enjoy listening in on arguments from time to time.

[admiralcy]

Arguments like this is why I insist on work only on Railjacks. The scuffles would get you lot killed otherwise.

[admiralcy]

Seeing Helminth’s…. changes has me glad that there is only a small overall percentage of a Railjack that could be classified as Infested.

[cephalon-jordas]

So far!

[admiralcy]

You’re not helping, Jordas.

[admiralcy]

Seeing Helminth’s.... changes has me glad that there is only a small overall percentage of a Railjack that could be classified as Infested.

[admiralcy]

Today appears to be real missing my old pets hours. Silly boop noodles….

[cephalon-jordas]

B…. boop noodles??

[admiralcy]

Ah. I had forgotten this was only semi-private. Snakes. I kept snakes before being… converted. 

[cephalon-jordas]

That’s… so cute……

I had a couple terrariums of bugs…

[admiralcy]

One of my silly noodles almost managed to kill an Orokin! Moron thought keeping a highly venomous snake was a good decision.