sad in scorpio

poet, brujo in training & designer specializing in self-deprecation & sleep deprivation ✨ he/him

[lemons2apples-deactivated202009]

cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards

[vvitchella]

Lemony did not, and would not ever, expect any of us to be okay.

[president-coriolanus-snow]

WHAT ARE WE?!

WRITERS!!!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

WRITE!!!!!

WHEN ARE WE GONNA DO IT?!

((Disgruntled muttering))

[foolblue]

*reblogs this instead of writing*

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[weepingwitch]

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

[revolution-girlstylenow]

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

[dyx-deactivated20211116]

[ruinedchildhood]

[marisatomay]

gays are bad at math because instead of spreading it evenly so all gays are moderately competent at math the talent is heavily concentrated into a chosen few but it takes a long time to recharge The Math Gay Battery which is why Isaac Newton and Jon Lovett were born 300 years apart

[queenaneesrevenge]

Alan Turing cost us 100 years of math skills

[alepito]

Mom says its my turn to use the math

[sloppystyle]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

im straight passing cause i can do math and i dress like shit

[shimanamii]

Do you ever just

remember

that The Legend of Korra

was a real show

and that American television

will probably never

have anything like The Legend of Korra

like ever

ever

again?

Do you?????

[gaypeopletwitter]

[justiceforandrewjohnson]

@sergeantsarcasm

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[xiggyxm]

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

[antique-scarecrow]

this is incredibly grecian 

[maud-kenny]

How can anyone not reblog this?

[bob-belcher]

[zechs]

[thestuntkid]

[stability]

if you ever see me smiling to myself im probably thinking about publizity

[n-haught]

people at work: wow, you are always in such a good mood, how do you do that?

me, an actually cranky, apathetic, trainwreck human: it’s called manners, susan.

[gingerkyuketsuki]

“do not mistake composure for ease”

[alombreda]