a big fat nerd

22 | tired of it all | please talk to me im bored

[worm-entity]

I love you, Zevran Arainai

[satyriconmp3]

i am older than google and youtube. stop advertising to me and stop spying on me. show your elders some respect

[theafternoontiger]

Visit Original Link

[laralaralara]

i’m gonna make it through this year if it kills me

[poochcrew]

Rottweiler with Vitiligo

[the-conquest-of-shred]

Insane Clown Posse

[mrhealyourgirl]

Insane clown pupy

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

English Translation: “Poor people in uniform beating poor people who are hungry, to benefit rich people without uniform and without hunger”.

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[nishio-art]

Close 1//4 

[nuttydame]

Ted Raimi in the DVD interviews for “Been There, Done That”

[xenasmanyskills]

Gabrielle: /Does something unbearably sexy

Xena: Joxer. This is very important. I need you to run 3 miles east and find a bald man named Harry. When you do, tell him ‘white, not green’ and come back.

Gabrielle: Why does he need to do that?

Xena: So he feels like he’s doing something productive while I make you forget your own name.

[camp-counselor-life]

From Girl Scout’s social media. The original Twitter thread is here.

[raccooncomic]

121. Nightmare

[haleyincarnate]

[fuckyoubaker]

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

[elemeno-pee]

Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny

[cricketsqueak]

real life creepypasta

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catbleps]

[spotty-bee]

Whenever I hear about Countries saying they’re in debt or are in debt to other countries, I just think of this one episode of Dave the Barbarian.

[hunter-rodrigez]

[whitepeopletwitter]