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I don't really know what I'm doing right now, and I hope that's okay

[sexponents]

did soulja boy ever tell em

[pancakeke]

who else started saying “yall” ironically but then it became part of your normal vocabulary and now you can’t stop?

[retroactivebakeries]

#i started sying it unironically and deliberately because english needs a second person plural

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

1, 8, 9

[blackdenimjeans2]

[minamargaux]

[itcantbeoutrun]

Visit Original Link

[fearlesschildhoodd]

Nice legs, daisy dukes makes a man go: Unacceptable!

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

stepping on something mushy and unidentified

[cosplay-galaxy]

[SELF] I was so concerned with whether or not I could, I never stopped to think if I should… nintendude644

[grandwarlordradha]

thats him thats ready player one

[ticosorgana]

[prayforprada-deactivated2019091]

the gays™ are coming

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Magical encounter while free falling.

[baconmancr]

Can you imagine being that bird? You see a big falling dot off in the distance, so you go to investigate. And it’s a human. Just, like, hanging out, in the middle of the sky. Plumbing toward earth at terminal velocity.

“Huh, that’s weird” you think to yourself.

You land on them. They seem nonplussed by their predicament.

But you’re a busy bird, you’ve got places to be. So you just fly off. Good luck, crazy human. Hope you make it.

[z-nogyrop]

those “monkey brain/human brain” posts except the monkey brain is presented as the rational one

[z-nogyrop]

monkey brain: extra body hair provides warmth and producing it but then cutting it off wastes valuable nutrients

human brain: hehe leg smooth

[frevin]

sorry i can’t hang out this weekend im busy planning for a garden party im having thirty years from now

[frevin]

flavors are peach, blackberry, cucumber, and mint. colors are pale sunrise, maple sugar, indigo, and moss. no plasticware. crystal flutes of bubbly water. white linen pants strongly encouraged

[frevin]

all the monarch butterflies in the region will be in attendance. waiting on rsvp from the songbirds. cloud formations are limited to cirrus besides one licensed cumulus drifting past per half hour. the sun will be kind to us

[morningelvis]

these middle schoolers are touring campus and one of them walked by me and said “hey what’s college life like” and i told him “it sucks” and he said “well it can’t be any worse than middle school.” he’s right

[mxnrique]

you guys don’t understand how real this is

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[daily-shitpost-bakery]