this of the sea

Annika | 27

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[innerchildabortionclinic]

OMG

[kocalls]

[beef-on-weck]

[softwaring]

[important-animal-images]

[segamascott]

[sugarsheeps]

You can tell i have things i should be doing when i start reblogging shit that dont even make sense. Tumblr user homosex357 post “my pet moth has gone missing” and here i am putting off cleaning the bathroom like “damn yall have you heard this news?”

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[scp372]

giant isopod is like what if magical creatures were real but just out of your reach. what if there was an animal that was generally really small but we made ONE that was actually the exact size you have dreamed about for it to be a normal house pet. but you both evolved to be unable to survive in each other’s environment. even experts (aquariums) struggle to conduct an environment in which they can survive and thrive, so you may never see one even behind glass. they may as well be unicorns. just one of the many ways life taunts me

[64mpg]

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

[commodore64]

[kiramartinauthor]

WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:

1. You’ll never write anything if you don’t

[gjdraws]

[dumbpuppyfag]

stop trying to suck me off i'm not done telling jokes

[fluentisonus]

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[heartsl0b]

"Childhood Bedroom": the moth-eaten old quilted bedspread that smells like home and the keepsakes from a softer life, all right where you left them in an untouched pocket of time.

[ryebreadgf]