meme enthusiast

KIM JONGHYUN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no one eats blueberries faster…

[ashawol-deactivated20240605]

SHINee summary 

[shakchunni]

i open twitter and the first thing i see

[40angels-deactivating-deactivat]

[gladial-deactivated20200518]

we all have aspirations :-) you’ll get there someday!

[whoredrigo]

💀💀💀

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[catchymemes]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[splendid-splendens]

Oh my gosh… Friend…

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[willgrahamscock]

american horror story: graduating college and not getting hired because you have no experience

[h3ckn0]

It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[graceebooks]

today my diet has consisted of five guys and popyes so im probably gonna live forever

[vegan-gore-deactivated20220413]

u ate…… 5 whole people……..

[graceebooks]

6 counting popeye

[nahhfr]

Adulting

Me: *gets paid on Friday* *broke by Tuesday* *survives off of $8 for two weeks*

[baby-got-backbones-blog-deactiv]

That’s not being an adult. That’s being an irresponsible child. Like… That’s literally the opposite of being an adult.

[nahhfr]

who the hell asked you?

this aint no group discussion sweetheart. this is a college sophomore (60K /year tuition) working two jobs (that pay over minimum wage), whilst supporting his damn self (and family back home), talking about his situation on HIS post!

and ill be damned if some dusty, bottled neck, “what would a kinkajou do” looking white, tell me that Im not an adult because of the system, that wasn’t built to benefit me nor my family, forced me into countless unfavorable financial positions. 

Child my bills are paid, my mothers bills are paid, I got clothes on my back and food in my stomach (all of which i paid for).

so take that classist bullshit else where and think twice before condescendingly delving into other peoples business.

[imightbeacoffeesnob]

Don't ignore my pleasantries

Me: hi there! How are you tonight? Customer: tall mocha My coworker over the headset: ah, my favorite emotion….tall mocha

[arbitrary-stag]

I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT

[buckybarnes123456-deactivated20]

SJAHDHSJSBSBS

[onlytwitterpics]

[bloodytales]

(Link to article)

[bosshuton]

Seeing your friend’s art on your dash like

[misspuffbaby]

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[herongale]

this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen