A Dreamer in Space.

22. Bi. Feminist. Anxiety-ridden. Good kisser.

[adreamerwithabluebox]

this is the only spot I know of for this.

Please hit me with the post ACOFAS fan fictions with feysand and nessian please I am in withdrawal of my loves. I need loooong ones.

[keepingupwiththecullens]

How are the cullen,s handleing the virus?

[starkidsandeverythingelse]

every time i see this post all i can think is this: how amazing would it be if taika waititi hired all the twilight actors to be on what we do in the shadows and just let them go absolutely feral?

[always-ascending]

“What happened to the other chef? Looked just like you, but older… more wrinkly.” Galavant (2015)

[bundyspooks]

1970s: Satanic cult attempt to “possess” a car.

[hellotailor]

isn’t it sort of easy to possess a car. like, you just inhabit it physically and then make it do whatever you want.

[livlove54]

A fair point

[threesquaresdown]

tfw you lose the cult’s car keys

[catchymemes]

[mayanangel]

whoever made this deserves an award

[peachdoxie]

Ah yes, the three genders: Girl, Boy, and Mischief

[loversofpanem]

[so-macho]

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

okay but

[scratch-tsu]

op took a big sip of bad at geometry juice

[everythingfox]

Yee-claw!

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

[1-800-ass-butt-blog]

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[kdaziz]

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

[mcgonagirl]

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

[metalheadswaltzing]

It’s back and adorable

[dontforgetyourmedstoday]

Don’t forget your meds today.

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[atraversso]

Adorable Kitty by Tatiana Afinogenova

[mydaywithd-deactivated20180408]

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

[bookshop]

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

[allyitis]

Just so y'all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

[johannesviii]

Mademoiselle de Maupin (Julie d’Aubigny) has always been one of my role models. I’m so glad this post exists so more people can learn about her. The more you know, the more there’s to love. Let’s see:

Around 1678 (she was like fourteen or fifteen), she was making a living in Marseilles by doing fencing exhibitions, dressed in male clothes, with her boyfriend who was on the run because he killed a guy in an illegal duel in Paris.

Then she joined an opera company and fell in love with a young woman, but the woman’s parents decided to put her in a convent to, you know, protect her honor and all that…

…so yeah, that’s when the whole “sneaking into a convent to help a nun sneak out and also putting the room on fire” thing happened.

She wounded a guy through the shoulder with a sword in a duel because he had made fun of her clothes. They became friends after she came back a few days later to ask if he was okay.

She beat a singer who was quite famous at the time because he was being a jerk to some women from her new opera troupe in Paris.

She kissed a young woman in front of everyone at a society ball, and that angered three noblemen who were there, so she beat them all in duel and fled to Brussels. Then she resumed her opera career there.

Then she returned to the Paris opera and had yet more problems with the law because she beat up her landlord.

She retired to a convent after the death of her love Madame la Marquise de Florensac, and died at only 33 years old.

The legend says that she never got arrested for all her deeds because king Louis XIV thought she was way too entertaining to deserve death. I have no idea if that’s true. But she did sing in Versailles for the Court, so there’s that.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She’s back on my dash!

The woman who is, no word of a lie, MY PERSONAL HERO :D

[christopher-bryant]

How badass can you be to basically get a lifetime pardon from the king?!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Julie D’aubigny: It’s okay I have a note from the king

“Julie can do what she wants - King Louis XIV”

[theinturnetexplorer]

the crows are his allies now.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

“THE DEBT MUST BE REPAID. YOU HAVE OUR ALLEGIANCE, HUMAN”

@theclockworkscarecrow

[undeadwill]

That’s actually how it works.

[literaryreference]

Crows: smart enough to not only remember but convey to their buddies which humans were nice to them that one time and which were jerks, but dumb enough to get their heads stuck in fences, apparently.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

They are wise but ridiculous birbs

[twitblr]

Relatable

[afronerdism]

Yes. Reading excessively as a child for a lot of us was a form of escapism. But part of the reason so many of us struggle to read now is because we based our entire taste in reading on what helped us escape, but as we get older and our needs changed, a lot of us never adapted our reading tastes. So we keep trying to read YA fiction and it just doesn’t hit the way it used to and we assume it’s because we can’t read like we used to, but the reality is that we need a new genre of liturature to suit our new life experiences and mature taste.

[wilwheaton]

I feel very seen right now.

[itme-z]

DO NOT REPOST ANYWHERE AT ALL

Anyways! I MET MARISSA MEYER AHHHHHH She is such a ray of sunshine omg when I handed her these as prints along with Kai and Cinder fanart, she just gushed over them im so happy!!!

She told me this was the best Adrian she has seen and that is like a hUGE COMPLIMENT 😭💜

I do not regret losing sleep to make these in time for the signing 😂👌 And now I will start Archenemies!!

[racetrackshiggins]

I’m coming, wait for me!

for @foreverdreamingofhamilton

[bi-marvel]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse + Parallels

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