Princess Adrian // Vivian

I reblog 18+ sometimes AKA Agent__Maxwell, Draino, tyrannicalPrincess 23, She/Her A better world is possible. vegan btw https://adrianvivian.com

[walcutt]

i always love the way that mtg strategists and high level players discuss red decks in articles. this quote has been going around the local mtg server:

and the thing is that i really love hot dog decks. this guy is so fucking right

[waltersnowwhite-deactivated2013]

a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

no shot men hold up half the sky wtf was mao on

[airmetsierra]

When Mao said "Women hold up half the sky," it was unknown at the time what held up the other half and so was left unstated. Later, Thomas Sankara discovered that women hold up the other half as well.

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[bug4932]

lisa felt the need to request no tongue bc her shard told her exactly what taylor did to that poor girl

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[adrianvivian]

sometimes i think about how long it has been since i have gone an entire day without hearing a car, and then i get sad

[lycanthology]

get high experience various snaacks

[louisegluckpdf]

[dapper-lil-arts]

evil pomni: youre a good kisser ragatha but also A FAGGOT

Loved this ask so much I had to draw it

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[ponett]

[shadyfennec]

they don't even know he's dead

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr anthropology in progress

[3000s]

we are in truble

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[eveydeevey]

[magmacanon]

If you want your own mugs you can go buy them >:(

[eveydeevey]

[fraternum-momentum]

messy eater

[sleepyjump]

a tgirl's guide to deciphering compliments:

"you have such a way with words!" -> "as g-d is my witness i am begging you to tell me you're into hypnosis"

"your voice is so pretty!" -> "i'm so fucking glad there's another tgirl here. i love you. your voice is like the singing of angels" or "i need you to fuck my brain with your melodious tongue" (depending on context)

"i could listen to you talk for hours!" -> "i'm putty in your hands. if you told me to kneel and lick your toes clean right now i'd do it. you could read me random numbers and i'd still fall under your spell because something in your voice activates a docile obedience response in me akin to something between domestication and enthrallment"

"you have beautiful eyes!" -> "i would trade 30 years off my life for 30 seconds with you holding my chin so i have no choice to stare deeply into your spellbinding gaze. the fact that i'm able to do anything else after looking at you is a testament to the power of that last bit of will i have. you could crush it in an instant. it would only take a smile. or even a disapproving frown."

"i feel so safe around you..." -> (this is like when a boss flashes brightly for a moment and if you press the right button at the right moment you can parry their attack and deal an absolutely massive combo for devastating damage, completely turning the tide of the fight)

"you're so funny!" -> "i want to choke on it for hours on end while you hold my hair so tightly all i can think of is the pain and of You" (for more on this phenomenon, see "A Tgirl's Guide to Poster's Charisma")

[eggnogo]

adjusted this one a bit for the sticker shop

[lorillee]

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

[cute-sweet-corgo]

I rly wanna print this one but printer is fighting with me LOOL

[ACCEPTANCE] prompt 7 I might have gotten toooo into this one guys HAHA

Happy Pride loves, hold strong <3