Empty Positvity

Brandon. 27.

[cannibalchicken]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was being judged by all of my ancestors who were stood on a cloud high above me, shouting profanities and spitting on me because I don’t want to have kids and how I was effectively ending a 7 million year bloodline. Jesus was there (also spitting).

[realoj32]

Wasn’t a dream it was your actual ancestors

[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[ethicalanimefordecenthumanbeings]

[theforce]

god !!!!!!!!!!!! i read this 39 times over n over again !!!!!!!!!!!! 

[angelicguy]

anime girls are such abstractions of humans at this point they’re like bugs or lizards to me

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

*notices an anime girl crawling on my bedroom wall and slaps it with a newspaper*

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[weirdness-is-good]

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

HATE

[leplastiquedick]

this is why we’re getting deleted

[hyperazraphael]

Oh my god it just keeps going

[rockelope]

[thequantumqueer]

[meinaiis]

[hymnsofheresy]

jesus, trying to explain to his disciples about his own fate:

[valtsv]

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

[caribetidalwave-deactivated2019]

True Neutral

[just-shower-thoughts]

Cleopatra was alive closer to the first Taco Bell being open than she was to the pyramids being built.

[omghotmemes]

Opportunity City | Spirit City

[depressedaro]

[radio-silents]

see you space cowboy

[cursedcatimages]