Lost in the Shuffle

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[trainwreckbisexual]

christmas is coming soon so here’s lots of love for:

all the trans boys and nb people who are going to get “girl presents”

all the trans girls and nb people who are going to get “boy presents”

all the lesbians who are going to be asked why they don’t have a boyfriend

all the gay boys who are going to be asked why they don’t have a girlfriend

all the closeted kids who are going to have to listen to their families being homophobic and transphobic

all the lgbt kids who have to spend time with their abusive family members

all the lgbt kids whose families disowned them

all the trans boys and nb people who are going to have to dress feminine for their families

all the trans girls and nb people who are going to have to dress masculine for their families

lots of love to all of you, i wish you the happiest of holidays ❤️❤️❤️

[adultsintheory]

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good OR ELSE!!!! Its the big 4-0: Michel Fucko’s Incelf on the Shelf!

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Johnny, Johnny, yes, Papa? Doing surveillance? No, Papa! Alicia offers the perks of not being a wallflower. Jay dips into the holiday paint. Cristaly leads us to a triple-A hit. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Every Day Can't Be Christmas" from Elmo Saves Christmas and "Stories" from Beauty and the Beast 2. CONTENT WARNING: The concept of the Grinch fucking, discussion of surveillance culture, urine mention.

[propalahramota]

Official dnd lore: Tieflings are very rare.

The entire dnd community:

[vonbaghager]

[nothatsunemiku]

Is no one gonna talk about the time Hatsune Miku was ritually summoned right in front of a live audience

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[partykeet]

Target’s Black Friday jousting.

[uncle-beanbag]

I’m game

[adultsintheory]

Shoulda hooked up our momsonas with this...

[scriteberry]

Me : wow!! I’m so excited to play dnd!!! man I’m so hype to roleplay my super cool character and form relationships!!! wow!!!!

Dm : what’s your characters name?

Me :

[adultsintheory]

🤑 SALE! 🤑 SALE! 🤑 SALE!

💸 BUY NOW! 💸 BUY NOW! 💸 BUY NOW!

🎙️NEW EP! 🎙️NEW EP! 🎙️NEW EP!

Lost in the Shuffle Episode 39: Deals n’ Steals: A Black Friday VR Extravaganza

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This week, we dive into an immersive simulation of the real Black Friday shopping experience. Guest & Game Master (General Manager?) Patrick guides three moms - Amanda, Shannon, and Mary Jolene - through a harrowing gauntlet of sales. Join them as they manipulate, race, and cry their way to ultimate savings!

Be sure to check out Patrick’s main podcast, Cast About, at www.castsaga.com/cast-about/

[buggerygrips]

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Lol?!?

[zennistrad]

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HERE HE COMES

[historicalcunnilinguistics]

HE HAS ARRIVED

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

very enjoying @adultsintheory, their fucking bop of a theme song, 

[adultsintheory]

Thank you!! Our theme song Weatherman is just one of many great jams by the band Love L.U.V.!

[adultsintheory]

🎶Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistening

It sings of a sight, so happy tonight,

Fetch, Vendiddys & Nine Lives, Baby🎶

(Lost in the Shuffle Episode 38)

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This week, we try to kickstart the holidays, but get pretty quickly shot down. Alicia espouses the disgusting importance of credit scores. Jay holds a vendiddy against a certain Kong. Cristaly pilots a sitcom. Music sampled (for educational purposes): “Theme Song,” “Eddie, Let Me Go Back to My Home,” “The Mirror Never Lies,” “Metal Head,” and “Somebody Get My Teeth Back” from the short-lived Donkey Kong Country TV show.

[adultsintheory]

WHOOPS! Did you get a notification for the latest episode, but were unable to download it? We flubbed that one! The episode should be downloadable now - go learn about pets, credit, and Donkey Kong Country! 

Regretfully, Your LitS Team <3

[adultsintheory]

🎶Sleigh bells ring, are you listening?

In the lane, snow is glistening

It sings of a sight, so happy tonight,

Fetch, Vendiddys & Nine Lives, Baby🎶

(Lost in the Shuffle Episode 38)

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This week, we try to kickstart the holidays, but get pretty quickly shot down. Alicia espouses the disgusting importance of credit scores. Jay holds a vendiddy against a certain Kong. Cristaly pilots a sitcom. Music sampled (for educational purposes): "Theme Song," "Eddie, Let Me Go Back to My Home," "The Mirror Never Lies," "Metal Head," and "Somebody Get My Teeth Back" from the short-lived Donkey Kong Country TV show.

[scope-dogg]

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

Grimace originally had four arms before McDonald’s PR had them cut down to two.

[frankendykes-monster-deactivate]

McDonald’s deep lore.

[adultsintheory]

This lore is deeper than you’d think! We have more info in our episode Yaoi Mom & The Dalai Ronald

[kittentoys-deactivated20181205]

[adultsintheory]

World’s oldest Haunted House returns for 2017

Many of our summer visitors have been asking about the return of the Haunted Cottage (Ghost House) and following restoration it returns for the 2017 season.

Check out the worlds oldest haunted house (as discussed in Episode 37) while you try and keep up the spookiness now that its officially Christmas season!

[adultsintheory]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! It's Episode 37 - Milkin' Teeth & Hauntin' House!

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This week, we kick it off with the scariest news of the year, and it doesn't get much lighter. Alicia gives us some helpful tooth advice, against our better judgment. Jay remains terrified but respectful of haunted houses. Cristaly takes us on a creepy journey. CONTENT WARNINGS: Discussion of dentistry and teeth stuff, mentions of dental surgery, discussion of tooth trauma (teeth getting knocked out, etc.), vore mentions.