Advent-Citizen-2b38

the ADVENT is great and EVERYTHING IS FINE

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

does anyone else remember the time i got lost in the woods for a couple of days. those were some other unprecedented times so in a way i have plenty of experience.

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

when the world feels like its burning down around you theres nothing like an ADVENT burger to make the world make sense.

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

in these uncertain times im glad i managed to get a none food grade knife license before the program was suspended.

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

I miss the speaker. he spoke with eloquence and carried himself with pride and big dilf energy

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

Oh dear someone has accessed my blog and posted a bunch of random stuff. With the holidays I won't have time to fix it for a while

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[enchantingruinscandy]

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

xcom just blew up my checking house.

@witharsenicsauce

[advent-supervisor]

Day 1 of waiting for fight: Has she found you yet?

She claimed The Hunter is tracking me down, he’s clearly not doing a very good job of it.

I’ve actually left my bunker already, all I need to do now is my usual high amount of bodyguards.

[voxprimaassassin]

Wise choice, Supervisor.

Look up.

[aceofspiders]

Did you die?

[advent-supervisor]

Yes.

But I lived.

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

truly ADVENT medicine is a blessing 

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

i truly believe that xcom killed the speaker because his shear sexual power was seducing all there agents into ADVENTS loving embrace

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

[exalt-operative]

Now that the speaker is (presumably) dead, what do you think advent will do next?

I don’t know! Honestly, even if the Speaker is dead, I’m sure they can just make a new one. It’s the released footage and stuff from XCOM that’s the real problem. Still, ADVENT basically rules the entire world, they’re sticking around for a while! Probably.

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

and thank goodness they are friend why without advent why society would crumble

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

well in these unprecedented times its reassuring that i can do my part. my work hours have been increased by 23% im so grateful for being able to contribute to this wondrous society.

all though i miss sleeping in my bed. Advent Personal Transportation Vehicles sure have comfortable seats.

[advent-trooper]

Before any inquiries come in, yes, the ADVENT talent show is unfortunately cancelled!

Turns out “The Faceless” aren’t very fair opponents!

Especially when it comes to impressions...

Still, the public accessible quiz night at The Sleepy Viper bar will stay on! Although psionic individuals will not be allowed to participate and should report to the nearest Gene Therapy clinic!

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

cant wait for trivia nigh. between the Speaker being dead and the Talent show cancellation i dont think my heart could take anymore

[advent-trooper]

Welcome back citizens!

Now, I feel I should probably address the untimely death of The Speaker and the leak that all is ADVENT soldiers are just Hybrid Clones. Well, as I’ve been authorised to say, it’s true!

The Speaker died doing what he loved, which was speaking, and the pretty graphic images were eventually wiped, but it does make us remaining at ADVENT pretty concerned!

If you see peacekeeping forces, do not interrupt them, as we are at a time of civil unrest thanks to XCOM!

The broadcast station has thankfully remained hidden so these broadcasts shouldn’t end! Here’s hoping the new leadership doesn’t use new frequency codes!

And remember, even with us being Hybrids, we’re still here to serve you, the people! As we always have!

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

Its reassuring to know that even through these unprecedented times people like you are there for us, filtering information and making sure we only need to know whats important. i know its saved me a lot of stress

[advent-trooper]

advent citizen 2b38 here. are you alright. my day at the office3 just isnt the same without your radio broadcast

Thank you for the concern Citizen! We’re glad to hear that you enjoy our broadcasts!

Fortunately almost everyone got out fine!

A few soldiers were taken by the enemy however, but we’ll get them back!

You should’ve seen it, The Supervisor spat acid it was insane!

[advent-citizen-id2b38]

Wow I know whats that like Stress can be tough when you have acid-reflux