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@voxprimaassassin
yes a road!! i wonder whats in this building
hey quick question. does anyone know what this thing is?
its standing around outside should i be worried? @voxprimaassassinâ is this a bear?
That is a Faceless, it is not a bear though I suppose it could masquerade a bearâŠ
Do not go near it.
guys i took a wrong turn and i think i got lost on my way to work
what did the advent safety seminars we had to watch in grade school say again? im i supposed to stay where i am or pick a direction and walk?
somebody message my employer im going to be late
I have spoken to your employer and gotten you an extended vacation.
Enjoy the wilderness. If you should see a bearâŠit is not a bear.
Breaking news!
The Speaker is in critical condition after getting attacked by a mob at an ADVENT speech today!
The attackers fled before our forces could arrive, although some have been captured!
The classified location of the broadcast station fortunately was not leaked, unlike some other things...
Holy shit again?!
We are afraid it may be more serious this time, as pretty serious confidential data was leaked by XCOM!
But worry not Arsenic, as ADVENT will remain vigilant to keep the cities safe in this trying time!
Does the Speaker just have the most punchable face on the planet? Why does he keep getting beat up?! And how is he, by the way?
While we are not allowed to divulge any of his medical information, we can assure all of you that he is getting the absolute best medical services ADVENT can provide!
And about the punchable face, well thatâs an in joke between us troops, just donât let him know we said that!
His face is extremely punchable, of this I can assure you.
Although the final blow was dealt with a nail bat so I amâŠunsure of how that applies.
Youâre right about that my love! He was mobbed to a degree none of us have seen for years!
Iâm assuming youâve seen the autop- ah I mean medical reports!
Of course, love, it was horrifying. I canât believe he absolutely survived that, because of course he did.
So I made Chosen Phone Backgrounds!
Breaking news!
The Speaker is in critical condition after getting attacked by a mob at an ADVENT speech today!
The attackers fled before our forces could arrive, although some have been captured!
The classified location of the broadcast station fortunately was not leaked, unlike some other things...
Holy shit again?!
We are afraid it may be more serious this time, as pretty serious confidential data was leaked by XCOM!
But worry not Arsenic, as ADVENT will remain vigilant to keep the cities safe in this trying time!
Does the Speaker just have the most punchable face on the planet? Why does he keep getting beat up?! And how is he, by the way?
While we are not allowed to divulge any of his medical information, we can assure all of you that he is getting the absolute best medical services ADVENT can provide!
And about the punchable face, well thatâs an in joke between us troops, just donât let him know we said that!
His face is extremely punchable, of this I can assure you.
Although the final blow was dealt with a nail bat so I amâŠunsure of how that applies.
do you think art is punchable too!?!?!
Art is only as valuable as the value we assign to it.
If you are questioning what value I assign the Speaker, well, from your response I do not believe my answer will please you.
Tyganâs Lab in Legacies.
Is the good doctor alright?
(Also where did you find this this is so cool)
Breaking news!
The Speaker is in critical condition after getting attacked by a mob at an ADVENT speech today!
The attackers fled before our forces could arrive, although some have been captured!
The classified location of the broadcast station fortunately was not leaked, unlike some other things...
Holy shit again?!
We are afraid it may be more serious this time, as pretty serious confidential data was leaked by XCOM!
But worry not Arsenic, as ADVENT will remain vigilant to keep the cities safe in this trying time!
Does the Speaker just have the most punchable face on the planet? Why does he keep getting beat up?! And how is he, by the way?
While we are not allowed to divulge any of his medical information, we can assure all of you that he is getting the absolute best medical services ADVENT can provide!
And about the punchable face, well thatâs an in joke between us troops, just donât let him know we said that!
His face is extremely punchable, of this I can assure you.
Although the final blow was dealt with a nail bat so I amâŠunsure of how that applies.
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Hey Supervisor, I was wondering, is there any limit to what limbs you can regenerate? Do soft tissues like eyeballs take longer to reform compared to arms and legs?
Oh Arsenic, Iâll answer this because youâre a friend of the trooper, but if I see this information spread around youâll have a knock at your door.
Anyway, my regeneration yes, well under the correct circumstances I can regenerate literally anything.
Thatâs the reason it took me so long to answer your question, the Assassin really did a number on my limbs.
And I would do it again.
I was summoned...?
I received a notice that some of you want to know more about me besides the obvious. While I scoff at your attempts to pull away the curtain on my mystique, I shall oblige.
-Â Relationship Status: Sworn to my true love
- Â Favorite Color: Purple
- Â Three Favorite Foods: I do not have need for such things, as I am immortal and do not need to eat... (red bean mochi)
- Â Song Stuck in My Head: The ADVENT National anthem
- Â Last song I listened to: Whatever raucous my brother was playing over the psionic network
- Â Last thing I googled: Did Clytemnestra use a sword or axe?
- Â Time: Is running quite short. For you.
- Â Dream trip: The halls of the Avenger, when I have reclaimed the ship
- Â Anything I really want: To rule this world fairly and justly, with the Eldersâ blessing, and my beloved beside me.
A Scythian bow along with arrows and a decorated quiver dated 3/1stC BC. The provenance is unclear (ex private collection) but possibly from a tomb as the state of preservation is remarkable. The Scythians were skilled horse archers who used these powerful bows to great effect. https://www.instagram.com/p/CGNLoeFFNdd/?igshid=ruwv2fzevzl3
Day 1 of waiting for fight: Has she found you yet?
She claimed The Hunter is tracking me down, heâs clearly not doing a very good job of it.
Iâve actually left my bunker already, all I need to do now is my usual high amount of bodyguards.
Wise choice, Supervisor.
Look up.
Hey, shady ADVENT dude. Still alive?
Yes, of course... well barely.
There was an attempt on my life! So now Iâm hiding out, youâll never find out where.
Whyâd yâall tell Assassin her boyfriend kicked the bucket? You should have known that wouldnât end well!
Good luck tho!
It was for his own safety!
And for The Assassins mental state, seeing âher trooperâ in such a state would be traumatic!
So you told her he was dead instead?
Fair enough though, I suppose your reasons are valid, keeping the children of the gods happy is a tough job, after all!
Well, at first I just wanted to say he was wounded.
But then I thought I could have some fun, so I told her he died.
You're gonna die
RIP Mr. Shady
Oh please, I donât die that easily.
We shall see.
My middle brother is mostly useless, but oh, he knows how to trace locations.
Ok Assassin, fine!
Come and âkillâ me, itâs only a matter of time before I regrow whatever I lose
Oh, the Hunter's in on this?
Place your bets, people!
Oh boy!
Iâm definitely going to watch the security cameras to see this!
My Supervisor told me he could beat The Hunter in hand to hand combat! So Iâm excited!
Perhaps he could, my dear. My brother is a scrawny thing.
But the Hunter is merely scanning for his location.
Your Supervisor will be facing me.
Hey, shady ADVENT dude. Still alive?
Yes, of course... well barely.
There was an attempt on my life! So now Iâm hiding out, youâll never find out where.
Whyâd yâall tell Assassin her boyfriend kicked the bucket? You should have known that wouldnât end well!
Good luck tho!
It was for his own safety!
And for The Assassins mental state, seeing âher trooperâ in such a state would be traumatic!
So you told her he was dead instead?
Fair enough though, I suppose your reasons are valid, keeping the children of the gods happy is a tough job, after all!
Well, at first I just wanted to say he was wounded.
But then I thought I could have some fun, so I told her he died.
You're gonna die
RIP Mr. Shady
Oh please, I donât die that easily.
We shall see.
My middle brother is mostly useless, but oh, he knows how to trace locations.
So, good news, Iâm not dead!
Unfortunately the broadcast station was detonated by some XCOM operative during a grenade crossfire, but donât worry, only I was in the building at the time!
Now for the bad news, we think an XCOM Commander who Iâd communicate with regularly is gone, they mightâve been captured or killed...
So, wherever they are, I hope theyâre getting unlimited ADVENT Burgers!
Oh god! Were you hurt, Trooper?
Not badly! Although my armour is unsalvagable!
So now Iâm waiting for a replacement!
Well thank goodness for durable armor!
Thatâs right!
I only lost half of my internal organs this time so Iâm happy with this outcome!
Hold up wait...
Half?
Most of us couldnât survive losing one. Are you sure youâre ok?
Why wouldnât I be ok!
As long as I have my broadcast device with me Iâm good, I donât need clothing or armour to feel happy!
Although the tubes make it kinda hard to move but theyâre only temporary!
The tubes.
The. Tubes.
Are you posting from the hospital? How bad was that blast?!
How bad was the blast? Well the building isnât there anymore, but thankfully I was just cleaning it after all of the equipment was moved out so none of the technology was lost!
Iâm also the only Trooper who knows how to use the broadcast mechanism, so thatâs the only thing that kept me from being fed to the vat!
I can only imagine the Assassin is rather unhappy with this development
Oh she doesnât know at all!
I donât have a new communication device yet so I canât even tell her, and the broadcast device doesnât work like that...
Welp, I think she knows now lmao.
I hope so, she probably heard the building go down!
It was quite the loud explosion, especially when the vehicle refuelling station went up in flames!
Is this real? Is this actually real?!
They told me you were DEAD!
I did hear the explosion, but I was not allowed to visit the blast site until theyâd swept it clean!
The Supervisor told me not to use the broadcast device yet but it was so tempting!
So if anyone has tried to claim Iâm dead itâs probably him, but I doubt heâd do that, heâs too much of a swell guy!
The blast site is clean now at least! So thatâs an upside right?
Oh yes the blast site is spotless. They took all the evidence with them, then sent my lackluster brother to hunt down the offending operative.
Are you well enough for visitors? If so, I shall see you momentarily! Right after I...talk to your Supervisor about a few things.
So, good news, Iâm not dead!
Unfortunately the broadcast station was detonated by some XCOM operative during a grenade crossfire, but donât worry, only I was in the building at the time!
Now for the bad news, we think an XCOM Commander who Iâd communicate with regularly is gone, they mightâve been captured or killed...
So, wherever they are, I hope theyâre getting unlimited ADVENT Burgers!
Oh god! Were you hurt, Trooper?
Not badly! Although my armour is unsalvagable!
So now Iâm waiting for a replacement!
Well thank goodness for durable armor!
Thatâs right!
I only lost half of my internal organs this time so Iâm happy with this outcome!
Hold up wait...
Half?
Most of us couldnât survive losing one. Are you sure youâre ok?
Why wouldnât I be ok!
As long as I have my broadcast device with me Iâm good, I donât need clothing or armour to feel happy!
Although the tubes make it kinda hard to move but theyâre only temporary!
The tubes.
The. Tubes.
Are you posting from the hospital? How bad was that blast?!
How bad was the blast? Well the building isnât there anymore, but thankfully I was just cleaning it after all of the equipment was moved out so none of the technology was lost!
Iâm also the only Trooper who knows how to use the broadcast mechanism, so thatâs the only thing that kept me from being fed to the vat!
I can only imagine the Assassin is rather unhappy with this development
Oh she doesnât know at all!
I donât have a new communication device yet so I canât even tell her, and the broadcast device doesnât work like that...
Welp, I think she knows now lmao.
I hope so, she probably heard the building go down!
It was quite the loud explosion, especially when the vehicle refuelling station went up in flames!
Is this real? Is this actually real?!
They told me you were DEAD!
I did hear the explosion, but I was not allowed to visit the blast site until theyâd swept it clean!
I recently awnsered a question over at my blog (btw now that it's revealed that mantis is also a commander(?) I suppose multiple timeline buggery IS going on. because well, I am the only commander I know.) Namely how I seem quite chummy with you. And I suppose I have grown a little fond of this faceless goon of the enemy. So I am going to promise you: I will prioratise your capture and mental rehabilitation. Please wave to the next advent priest you see. it will be one of mine. (thexcommander)
Oh hi XCOM Commander!
Itâs good to hear from you!
I thank you for prioritising me over my fellow troopers despite my lack of knowledge on these captures, Troopers we lose in the field donât come back!
On the Mantis situation I suspect heâs from the âalternative universeâ because I was there when you were ârescuedâ by that Central guy, canât believe I almost shot him that day, I was so close!
@thexcommander
A bold statement, Commander. Know that if you attempt to kidnap my love, I will stop at NOTHING until he is reunited with me and our family, even if it means I risk myself in turn.
That is said...I thank you for offering to spare him. He means the world to me.
