pizzarrhea

[luisonte]

[psyduckscience]

[darrandennis]

[candiikismet]

^^^^^ for real!

[luisonte]

[997]

Are you saying that you would fuck human Shrek?

[ragnarawk]

[huffylemon]

[memewhore]

[thespongebobsquarepantsmovie]

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

there was a pic of michael jackson (white) in my elementary school yearbook and i thought it was a girl and i thought she was hot and i uses to beat my meat to jt andit was only years later i learned it was michael

:(

[plasmastainedbones]

reblog if you’re a rotting corpse

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

hey who took my poopy from my hole

[the-original-astr0zombies-deact]

babe are you ok? you barely touched your tumblr

[dinuguan]

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

[dinuguan]

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

[dinuguan]

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

[alejandr-oh]

[neverwonderneverremember-deacti]

making my femboy bf get a pregnancy test every month and getting furiously angry and punching the walls when they all come back negative

[deirdreskye]

Henry VIII

[terramythos]

Windmills and lighthouses are cousins

[fish-with-a-knife]

Towers with jobs

[lokiofgallifrey]

And both can drive a man to madness.

[christianstepmoms]

[fireflysummers]

Tired: finding a sealed tomb from Egypt or some other non white culture and declaring it cursed

Wired: doing the same for the catholics

[invaderxan]

Listen, they found a sealed sarcophagus made of lead, buried under a centuries-old cathedral in an ancient city built above catacombs lined with human bones. If that doesn’t sound cursed to you, I don’t know what will!

[eltrolodecadadia]

I will kill you