misa in sams lap…. drunk sam who is known to be a menace but he’s also a problem solver when it comes to making misa comfortable, so misa perched awkwardly on the arm of the couch? no, that won’t do! sam fully wraps his hands around misa’s waist and tugs until he plops down in sam’s lap.
it’s the perfect solution to keep misa involved in the conversation, sam can just jostle him around, cmon, mike. and sam still gets to do what he wants without having to keep one eye on misa in the corner of the room. just drunk sam and his hands trailing up and down misa’s thighs or his fingers peeking up through the bottom of misa’s shirt.
funnier concept to me is sam really liking misa on his lap, is a little distracted by it, by his hands roaming around misa’s skin, and misa’s neck so close to his face, that uh… yeah maybe he’s a little hard. which is totally normal, and misa, please don’t move. it would be so embarrassing to have him get up and everyone see that sam is rock hard in the middle of this team party, he would never live it down. so he’s got his hands gripping misa’s waist for dear life, and it would probably be easier to pay attention to what ekky’s saying if misa would just stop squirming around, making more friction between where sam is very obviously pressing up against his ass.
sam is trying not to finish in his shorts and simultaneously thanking god that misa hasn’t opened his big fat mouth to announce to the room that sam is a total perv and hiding his boner underneath him. instead, misa is bright pink and playing with sam’s hand on his stomach. very very distracting, this whole thing was a terrible idea