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hello misha. for over a decade you were gay for pay, with little regard for the evils you were unleashing upon this earth. now, you’ve attempted to capitalise on that further by saying that you’re bisexual, only to rescind the comment a few days later as you being “clumsy.” now, your clumsiness and supposed heterosexuality will be put to the test. ahead of you is a tightrope suspended over a sea of rusty nails. the door on the other side of it is your only way out, but more surprises await you beyond it. are you willing to suck and fuck your way to survival? or will you be sent straight to superhell? live or die, misha. make your choice.

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tumblr POSSESS. for 200$ a day you can post using another person’s blog, though you cannot change their blog in any other way nor delete their previous posts. at the end of the day they receive half of the 200 dollars

tumblr TRUE SIGHT. for 6$ monthly you can see when a blog is possessed. tumblr SCRY. for 30$ a day you can read other blogs’ private messages

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this is so fucking hilarious i cannot believe this is real i am SCREAMING

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Touch your computer screen. Lol

campyvillain

ok

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What’s the Shit! Now it’s got Fingerprot

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dahyun

171216 heart shaker // jihyo (for anon💜)

#FUZZYYYYYY #jihyo #twice

largishcat

we will never have true gender equality until we start obnoxiously woobifying female villains. gone girl discourse is a good start but we need to go further. she needs to be like “I hurt people on purpose because I like it” onscreen and the fandom needs to be “she’s so misunderstood 🥺” and write five thousand out of character self-shipping fics. this will fix society