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andy | 24 | he/they | australian

[toesuckler]

touches you inappropriately but not in a sexual way, still very unbefitting for the scenario. the reason is entirely unclear.

[flame-cat]

in light of that recent post i reblogged, lets do a poll

if universal basic income were implemented tomorrow, i would...

immediately quit my job and never work again, because I don't want to

immediately quit my job and never work again for medical reasons

immediately quit my job and search for a different one

keep my current job, but search for a new one

keep my current job

stay unemployed because i want to

stay unemployed for medical reasons

be able to start working when i can't currently

nuance (elaborate in tags)

Voting ended onJul 20

please reblog for more answers! and elaborate in tags even if you didnt pick nuance

[vergak]

John Carpenter's The Thang

[blasesaint]

[rpfofficial]

scientists have discovered a planet where bruce springsteen is bisexual

[rpfofficial]

and it's called earth 😌

[badscooter]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

starting a compilation

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[tpwrtrmnky]

Analyzing the politics of a work that's meant to be apolitical is actually a really interesting exercise because it asks you to critically examine what the creator considers to be "political" in the first place. Which ideas are just How Things Are, and which ones are Political, and how is that influenced by the creator's beliefs?

[takashi0]

Usually this just ends up with you looking like a moron btw

[tpwrtrmnky]

Angrily lashing out at the suggestion that it's possible to do basic media analysis was foundational to the ragebait ecosystem of the 2010s, from which we got basically the entire culture of modern far right politics, btw.

[iteh3xael]

I genuinely believe myself and others are being so sincere and literal when we say TOUCH GRASS

[tpwrtrmnky]

I went outside and got an education, that's where I learned that you can obtain knowledge and insight through analytical methods, then noticed that some people who sit on the internet yelling at strangers get really mad about that constantly.

[pensivegladiola]

Don’t make me point to the Omar Sakar poem

[manu-script]

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[nevver]

Cruel summer, Summer Wagner

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[whyamistillawake]

i love movies so much i want to live. didnt watch one or anything ive just been staring at the wall recently

[sport-news-daily]

List of sporstr ranked by solar virtue

girl sex

kicking people

playing around with a small red wooden ball

[copperbadge]

People with the same name who are not the same person

An updated list by someone who clearly isn’t paying attention. Previous realizations include: 

Karl and Keith Urban (Karl Urban looks like he could sing country)

Jimmy and Warren Buffet (I just assumed Margaritaville did really well)

Weses Craven and Anderson (what a range on that guy!)

Today I discovered: 

Kates Winslet and Hudson (Listening to a Kate Hudson interview today I asked myself, “Isn’t she English?” and had to google her)

And one that I’ve never experienced but I know others have: 

HG Wells, Orson Welles, and George Orwell are all different dystopian visionaries. 

[copperbadge]

NEWS ALERT: JOSH GROBAN IS NOT JOSH BROLIN.

[gayvampyr]

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

[thelastlightningbug]

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket