lame as frick

I hate valentines day and have seen every season of Americas Next Top Model

[gbcnt-blog]

[hungry-joe]

Visit Original Link

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[bigot-tears]

Donald Trump ghostwrote this

[valtsv]

awfully bold of you to assume trump could spell ‘inconveniences’

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why do i always feel like my inbox is where restless spirits go to try and communicate

[dirtyshrekthings]

we’ve all been there

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[paranormalthread]

[buddhi-sm]

*with cum in my mouth* do you hate me?

[brucebocchi]

i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic

[metal-queer-solid]

This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

trumps them all.

OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

OH!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

[vracious]

okay this is totally wild but i RECOGNIZE THIS CAR

and i actually have a picture of it from its functioning days - this is dated 2012 -

parked in front of an adult store!

[jewishprincess-deactivated20220]

Dark tumblr show me the history of this car

[majesty-intensifies]

Show me the forbidden Carfax

[kerrylloyd-deactivated20190331]

this is a review for bioshock

[angstyindie-blog]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

[dilfnipples]

[stunningpicture]

This is the first picture I was given of my unborn son

[rukafais]

congratulations it’s a computer error