I AM POSTING FROM THE PAST
On August 30, 2015, at about 3:15 AM, I calculated when the best guess of Pokemon’s Generation 7 would officially release (using US release dates). My guess is today, October 27, 2016.
How well did I do?

pixel skylines
dirt enthusiast
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things

Kaledo Art
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
tumblr dot com
Today's Document

oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.

#extradirty

Love Begins
Cosimo Galluzzi

JVL

if i look back, i am lost
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I AM POSTING FROM THE PAST
On August 30, 2015, at about 3:15 AM, I calculated when the best guess of Pokemon’s Generation 7 would officially release (using US release dates). My guess is today, October 27, 2016.
How well did I do?
I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
Every year I’ll bring this back
Can Phantasmal Terrain make a land a waste?
Yes, and that’s hilarious.
But Wastes aren’t a type... They’re “Basic Land”.
Remember this time, Jack?
I do remember haha Tumblr still scares me sometimes but the community here is awesome!
Do you know what Tumblr really is now? If you do please tell me, I’ve never been able to figure this place out.
I’ve been looking at this for 2 minutes and can’t find a single word
Fat, broke, funny 😪
whore, fab, broke
truth
Beautiful tuba whore
Bad clutz whore
whore plop bro
fat whore fun
Beautiful tub broken. Uh... Call a plumber?
WATER…
EARTH…
FIRE…
AIR…
Long ago, the Plane of Zendikar lived in harmony…
BUT EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE ELDRAZI ATTACKED!!!
I thought this was gonna be Captain Planet. Not bad
Since dwarves are making a return in the future I was wondering if there was a chance that kithkin could return as well?
There’s always a chance but smaller than Dwarves. : )
Ha ha, short jokes.
Cleaning up followers
I’ve cared less and less about Tumblr lately, so I decided to clear up a lot of the people I follow. Sorry if you got axed, it’s nothing to do with how much I like you!
New Note BE Drive
To stir up more followers and chatter I’m going to do another note/follower drive like my Rozalin drive, and my Tifa drive
This time, I’m going with Sona from League Of Legends
Rules are as follows; Every reblog becomes a cup-size, every new follower to this blog gives her ten, and 1/10 of the final amount will result in butt growth as well.
Drive will shut down on October 25th, so one full week of reblogs is available.
His parents allowed him and his sister to change their names at age 8 if they wanted to — and of course, an eight-year-old would pick a name that an eight-year-old would love. Loki Skylizard MD FCCP is now a thoracic surgeon in Frederick, Maryland.
Sources: [1] [2]
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That is the face of zero regrets
You know what? I love this. Good for him. Good for his parents.
We can all aspire to have a name as awesome as Loki Skylizard, MD.
there’s no text on page 45 it’s just a picture of a hot dog
mine is “what if they ruled against him”
Frank prodded…. I don’t trust people named frank any more…
“Behavioral Science is the FBI section that deals with serial murder “
but the second sentence is much better “Down in its basement offices, the air is cool and still”
“29 Thursday: Model, finish bouncing ball, think about thumbnails”
It’s an agenda
“Don’t think of your new responsibilities as burdens.” bruh i can chill 5ever
“When the bond f this third phosphate is again broken and energy is released (moving from left to right in Fig. 2-11), ATP then becomes the energy source for the cell process such as mitosis, muscle contraction, or protein synthesis for growth and repair.”
The nearest book to me is a phone book.
be the person your animal crossing villagers think you are
So, perpetually absent, and possibly even a myth?
find out your shitpost URL
birthday january: nut february: dong march: giraffe april: gogu may: anime june: jokes july: aaaaaaaaa august: police september: shit october: kinkshame november: kawaii december: fuck
first letter of first name a-c: smoker d-f: fucker g-i: succ j-m: puncher n-q: shamer r-u: phobe v: ender wxyz: eater
day of birthday 1-10: 69 11-20: 420 21-28: 666 29-31: 184847388467374
A limerick:
Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:
A dozen, a gross, and a score Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more.
THE HECK HECK HECK HECCCCCKKKKKKKK
POETRY WAS NOT MEANT TO BE USED LIKE THIS
crazedhobbit
This is my aesthetic.
It looks like the creators of The Simpsons can see the future
I want what they’re smoking fr
Same clothes, down to the lapel pin
It’s funny that a person is holding a paid sign in the Simpsons one because it was later found out that the ppl in the crowd were in fact paid actors.
I think they have a psychic on their writing staff
They have at least three psychics. Minimum.