Danie Dragon

A super multi-fandom blog. I still have no idea how to do themes. A very lame 25 year old, pansexual person, attempting to procrastinate their entire life away. I have 3 sideblogs (dragon age, Harry Potter, and a dnd/podcast one) message me for them. She/her or they/them

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[ashestoashesjc]

happy pride!

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[socialistfremenist]

[kosmogrl]

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

[kosmogrl]

don’t contact me. ever

[boxonthenile]

"I asked ChatGPT—" Well I consulted Pryce & Carter's Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol Manual and it said to be wary of shark attacks.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tiktokmuseum]

collie-flower

[saltykingsalty]

Enrichment

[wickedwonderlandd]

My girl Violet was going through it

[augustdementhe]

Human food is supposed to be GOOD, and this BROKE HER.

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

I’m glad Jack Links recognizes non-binary genders

[austinspower]

the signs arent even right

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

holy fuck

[rosswoodpark]

I can’t believe beef jerky single handedly destroyed gender

[fuckoffstraightpeople-blog]

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave

[sunsetpan0rama]

mentally still in march 2020 when we thought it would just be a two months holiday from school

[lemonadesoda]

Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like

easily one of the days i've had all week

world's...dad

drinks that taste

this is by far one of the posts youve made

this is one of the world's most sounds

one of the seattle colleges

it won't fail

[bugsinspace]

one of the jokes ever

[animations-daily]

PETER PAN (2003) dir. P. J. Hogan

[marksmeninlove]

Hi my name is Tiberius Stormwind from Draconia and I have bright red scales (that’s how I got my name) with a tail and a political family that stands behind me and a 20 charisma that is useless and a lot of people tell my I look like Orion Acabra (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Allura Vysoren but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a dragonborn but my clothes are nice and expensive. I have chromatic scales. I’m also an ex-member of Vox Machina and I now run a show called the Draconian Knights. I’m a sorcerer (in case you couldn’t tell) and I consider myself the main character of any plot line. I love meta-gaming and I get all my talent from it. For example when my team fought a beholder I waited until it was almost dead and then got the killing blow. I was walking around Emon. It was cloudy and grey, which meant I stood out, which I was very happy about. Kima stared at me. I put up my middle finger at her.

[catchymemes]

[horce-divorce]

[theradioghost]

in the words of the great Elizabethan wordsmith William Shakespeare, in Hamlet Act IV Scene V, “When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.” or, in the words of the great Twitter wordsmith @Horse_ebooks,

[ritavonbees]

this is 1947 Cincinnati Enquirer erasure

[marisatomay]

please do not forget your smash mouth