#Accidental Sex: Hannigraham version; Final Roundup
When I first decided to promote this initiative, I told myself it would be a piece of cake. The prompts were awesome, my fandom was full of talented writers, I bet we’d be done in a month. I just hoped I’ll be able to add the stories quickly, I wouldn’t have wanted anyone to feel left behind because I was slow or sloppy.
It has been a year. An intense, beautiful year of coaxing and supporting, of not-so-veiled encourages and publich disturbance, and it lead us all to this.
“Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT” sex
L’amour vainqueur et la vie opportune by @helly-watermelonsmellinfellon: It started off very innocently. At least as innocently as anything really can between a vivid empath and his psychiatrist. Especially when both were learned men and had particular views that clashed and yet coincided quite easily. But it was an accident that Will was confused on how it happened and where it came from. But he was eternally grateful that it HAD happened. He’d never been happier in his life after all.
“You played a prank on me and now I’m going to play one on you except oops this accidentally got hot” sex
“You made an inaccurate assumption about *insert sexual or sexuality misnomer here* and I’m going to teach you the truth” sex
Mister Know-It-All by @diemetzgermeisterin: Will goes to yet another dreadful party organised by the BAU and ends up at the bar with Hannibal. Drinks are flowing heavily and Hannibal rapidly loses his inhibitions, which cause him so make rather distateful assumptions about Will’s sexual preferences. If only he could prove him wrong… A few days later an opportunity presents itself and Will decided to run with it.
“You think you’re so smart so I’m going to teach you a lesson” sex
To beg by @ethicsbecomeaesthetics: Hannibal finds himself unexpectedly attracted to Will’s dominance. Will stumbles upon his submissive streak by accident, and is quick to seize this opportunity.
“Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???” sex
Dishabille by @xzombiexkittenx: “Will has seen enough of Hannibal’s house to know that his sense of aesthetic involves a lot of really bizarre interior decorating choices including Leda and the Swan in his dining room, a geometric nightmare pattern in his foyer, and more antlers than the Beauty and the Beast villain. Will appreciates the aesthetic in the same way he appreciates all crime scenes.”
“You don’t know what *insert kink here* is and I’m really bad at explaining things and now we’re doing it oops” sex
accidental sex prompt- Daddy kink by @active-imagination: Hannibal overhears something, unable to keep to himself he investigates to find out what Will is exactly up to.
“I bet I can dance/move/act like that and I don’t even have to be a dancer/stripper/actor/whatever wait are you turned on?” sex
And I’ll Follow by @thenecronon: Will asks if Hannibal can teach him a thing or two about tango. Hannibal obliges.
“I lost a bet to you and the circumstances were supposed to be a joke but I took them seriously” sex
Idiots in Love by @allionne: A chicken claw, swearing and 80s music.
“You were joking about something and I took you seriously” sex
“You seem to think that __ won’t feel good and I intend to prove you wrong” sex
Told you so by @mephistox: “Are you sexually active, Will?” Will rolls his eyes, unimpressed. “How is this relevant to my therapy, doctor?”
“You’re intentionally getting under my skin so I threaten to spank you/playfully spank you and now you look like you just got banged against a wall” sex
Indulgent Restraint by @purplesocrates: Will is starting to become irrationally irked by Hannibal’s niceness. He knows he shouldn’t, he knows that Hannibal is just trying to help him, trying to be his friend but for some reason it’s beginning to grate Will. That calmness, that inscrutability against his constant spilling of emotion. Quite frankly it’s pissing Will off. He feels like a child, like he can’t get himself together. Hannibal must think he is pathetic.
“I didn’t know you were a sub and when I called you a good boy/girl you almost cried” sex
Teetering on the edge by @fhimechan: Will, Hannibal and a cute dog in an empty room. What can possibly go wrong?
With relative Fanart by @le-wendigogo
“I didn’t know you were a dom and when I called you Sir/Ma'am you almost jumped me” sex
“Playing a prank on our freinds to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex
Kindling by @gleamingandwholeanddeadly: When Franklyn’s advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will’s help.
“I’m fixing you *insert appliance/furniture/house thing hee* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex
Bad Connections by @tiggymalvern: Season two Will takes the seduction further…
“I noticed the way you were watching me eat this popsicle so I purposely started making it an inuendo and now we’re both hot and bothered” sex
Craving You by @tinyenthusiasttriumph: Will is in his feelings. Hannibal’s in his. What could go wrong? Or right? Take two idiots who belong together and through in a popsicle, sit back and enjoy the show.
“Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex
Care To Joint Me? by @kobayashihatori: “… Will shakes the ashes of the joint on an ashtray next to the forgotten cups of coffee. -If you want, I can blow the smoke into your mouth- Hannibal looks him in the eye, brows slightly knitted together -Wouldn’t that be inappropriate? Teen agers movies always show that activity as a preamble for osculation. -Will giggles a little -You mean make out? Of course not. It’s so corny that only morons find it hot. Do you watch teen movies!?.- …”
“Freinds can totally watch porn together and nothing can happen…. no they can’t” sex
Dexterity by @mazephoenix: Hannibal watches porn and Will gets inspired.
“I showed you *insert sexual thing here* as a joke but you’re actually turned on” sex
“You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them welp here we are” sex
The Perfect Prescription by @hannibalsimago: Hannibal has the perfect prescription for what ails Will. We all know how Will feels about doctors. How much coaxing does Hannibal have to do in order to get Will to take his prescription? And what is he hiding in his dresser drawer?
With relative Fanarts by @trashbambi
“I started pretending to dirty talk to you an hour ago and it stopped being pretending 58 minutes ago” sex
Nothing For It… by @phenobarbitalfiction: …not thinking to consult Hannibal on the matter, Will went ahead with venting his anger and he thudded the headboard against the wall again, before pressing his lips together and letting out a loud humming moan, which he trailed off into an ‘aaah’ sound as he parted his lips. He didn’t even glance behind him, totally missing the startled and intrigued look on Hannibal’s face as he made another humming moan and thudded the headboard lightly again.
“All I’m saying is that I’ve been told I’m a good lay, wanna find out?” sex
Anything They Can Do, I Can Do Better. by @saralecter77: After the fall, Will decides that enough is enough and he’s going to seduce Hannibal.
“You said you don’t like __ but I bet the people you were with just don’t know how to do it, I, however, have experience and bet I could make you like it” sex
Damit du siehst wie leicht sich’s leben lässt by @killers-on-mondays: Dr. Lecter offers a rather interesting approach for Will to cope with a bad experience.
“We platonically slept together last night because of circumstances and we both woke up horny” sex
Stuck inside these walls by @cinnamaldeide: With an experimental rub against the soft linens, Will decides which option would be preferable.
“This started as a tickle fight and it isn’t tickling anymore” sex
O I Long To Feel Your Arms Around Me by @zigzag-wanderer: Basically, in this, a student, Bill Graham, is studying erotic poetry for his degree. And his professor is Dr H Lecter.
“We’re just bros being bros and doing something 100% platonic but somehow we’re turning eachother on because of not-so-burried feelings for eachother and we can’t make it stop” sex
Catch by @slashyrogue: A game of catch breaks Will Graham’s resolve. Also sexy juggling.
As you can see, some of our lovely prompts unfortunately didn’t seem to appeal to a charitable writer with a penchant for accidental sex, but 22 out of 26 made it. We found 22 authors kind enough to spend their time on this little, ambitious project and purposeful enough to actually accomplish it xD we know many of you had good intentions but no inspiration, no time, no energy. We haven’t forgotten about you: we’ll keep adding your beautiful stories in this post if you’ll write them and let us know.
The master post won’t be updated any further, considering this one shall provide as a substitute, but you’ll always be welcome to give us whatever you want. No more one author one fic rule, no more take only unfilled prompts rule, just you and whatever crosses your mind or strikes your mood for this particular kind of sexy scenarios. All those who wanted to offer two contributions instead of one, from @gleamingandwholeanddeadly to ourselves Mods included, will be completely free, if not as incentivated. I personally see a drabble will probably come soon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
We know not everyone felt comfortable actually presenting a work to contribute to our iniative, and we’d argue that any piece would have been worth its value, but we also do understand. We’ve been shy and new to the fandom too, we remember how that felt like. But you also helped with your likes, with your reblogs, with your comments and kudos, so we have to thank you because without an audience, an artist doesn’t feel very much appreciated ;)
@a-hannibal-mess, @ambar-gris, @andiemerizein, @angelchild1302, @avegetariancannibal, @avidreadr2004, @ayden5956, @blackrose34, @bloodyilaria, @blueeyednightwing, @bonfire-choir, @bonsooiir, @ciacconne, @cinelitchick, @crisisoninfintefandoms, @cutaneousmarginalpouch, @diemetzgermeisterin, @doyouacheforhim, @dripdripbabygirl, @electrarhodes, @erodingthebluff, @eonblueinmay, @evolvingmydesign, @fleeingdawn-blog1, @fragile-teacup, @gampire-thoughts, @gaycannibalbuddies, @gleamingandwholeanddeadly, @grahamsdogs, @h4nnibalism, @hanfangrahamk, @hannibalatemyheart, @hannibalsbattlebot, @hannigramfam, @hannigramfanfic, @hannigram-a-b-o-library, @hannigramwich, @hanniwinsagrahamy, @hunter-and-star-chaser, @i-fucking-love-my-brain, @ishipthemsogoddamnhard, @jadegreenworks, @jackalope-in-glasses, @janespetticoat, @kiyofan, @kobayashihatori, @krey-9-jorce, @louistennbookmarks, @maxaminkle, @mcsci4518, @megumibish, @midnight-stag, @moonaquarian, @purepricklypear, @purplesocrates, @saralecter77, @shaeshae-style, @slashyrogue, @smartgirl172, @snakesnlace, @stagswag, @sweetthingwithfeathers, @thatredbean, @thesilverqueenlady, @the-winnowing-wind, @tiggymalvern, @tigsmulii, @tinyenthusiasttriumph, @tomoyochan83, @veertjednsfw, @whimsy-by-joja, @wiith-my-hands, @wlectergraham, @works-of-madness, @xcheekbonesandblueeyesx, @yes-yeah-yesh
Yes, I tagged you in alphabetic order, leave me alone you’ve all been fundamental to spread the message, to be sure someone could see our post and think Why not? and that’s really all that we required.
We tried to reel in as many as we could. Where I was forcefull and engaging, even asking directly to some writers if they felt like giving it a try, @fhimechan has been patient and comforting, ensuring anyone insecure had their share of attention. We both groomed our lovely partakers the way we could, the proverbial stick and carrot at work. We could have done better, that’s fore sure, but we could also have done nothing at all. There is room for improvement, but we deserve to feel satisfied by our achievement :9
Thank you for following us in this wild run, through distracting sexual encounters and inappropriate proposals. We had so much fun. We hope you had some too (¬‿¬ ) This was everything we wanted. Not just for the both of us, but for anyone else as well.
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