Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 6, Poll 4
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Crimzon Ruze - Holostars EN
Krobus - Stardew Valley
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Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 6, Poll 4
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Crimzon Ruze - Holostars EN
Krobus - Stardew Valley
Most Adoptable Grown Man Contest - Round 5, Poll 7
Which grown man is more adoptable?
Crimzon Ruze - Holostars EN
Polites - EPIC: The Musical
If I didn't pay attention to the propaganda and such, this matchup would be easy in my mind.
Unfortunately, the Ruzaders are good at yapping about their man to the point where I actually checked him out and now I can say that I'd struggle to pick who to vote for between these two
EPIC is my current obsession...and Ruze is a funky little man who I recently became attached to. So. Let's see what y'all think.
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
I know absolutely nothing about Ruze but my respect for (and fear of) the Ruzaders increases everyday. I think they should find a way to convince him to play Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney on stream it'll be the greatest crossover of all time.
I know approx. 3-5 things about that man and I feel the same way about the Ruzaders lmao. For Ruze and Apollo to face each other they'd literally have to be the final 2 with the way the bracket works (I think? I reformatted some things for readability so now I'm only mostly confident). And honestly...I won't discount the possibility of that happening. Both fandoms are able to do quite the rallying cry and win in tough matchups (Ruze beating Simon Iron Lung, Apollo beating Ilya Heated Rivalry) so...yeah no yeah in my dreams that'd be the most fun finale lmao.
I mean it'd also give me a lot of work having to make sure I reblog all the propaganda but eh, I'm not in any classes right now and work is chill so I think I could handle it.
I guess we'll just see how things go because, well, next round has some pretty big competition for both characters (Ruze vs Polites from EPIC, Apollo vs Fester Addams) but hey, like I said, we'll see
Current mood
And we still have five more rounds to get through.
This is why I love this thing lmao
Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what
The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.
I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.
Wanna read it.
You just did!
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
Part of my process is admittedly reading a lot of trash between working on chapters. I go and seek out popcorn material. I crawl through webtoon for low grade villainess isekai and reincarnation dramas and read maybe 20 chapters before getting bored. I find shit tier manga and read every chapter. Every anime season I find the most mid show in the lineup and eye it for a rainy day.
This part of the process is so important though because I walk away thinking hard about how I would Make It Good and that's the secret sauce for really stretching the brain muscles
Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in I’m wheezing
I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.
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Every time I see the start of this on my dash I’m like “fuck yeah time to laugh until I can’t breathe again”
Funny Insipid Candy Vendor x Gavis Bettel
fell for the propaganda and voted for him for the tumblr sexy jester contest 😭...
found my kamioshi 6 years late bruh
i recently got introduced to izuru after stumbling across one of hakka's karaoke collab and fell down the rabbit hole 😭he's such a good singer aaaAAAAA
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Timeline of Gavis Bettel in the Tumblr Sexy Jester poll bracket
March 31
Tumblr user @sexy-people-contests-2026 posts the first round of their tumblr sexy jester/clown poll bracket. Entries were collected via community form, in which a user submitted vtuber Gavis Bettel.
April 3
Cover Corporation (parent company of Hololive Production) announces that they are downsizing their male vtuber branch, Holostars. Company support is almost entirely pulled from their 12 Japanese talents. Fans of their 10 English talents worry that they could be next on the chopping block. A larger discussion on how these talents are marketed by the company also begins.
April 7
Bettel wins his first round against Laughing Jack and moves onto the next round. In this next match up he is put against Shadow Milk Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom.
April 8
Gavis Bettel hits 200k subscribers on YouTube.
April 9
Twitter users are made aware of the poll. Users start coming back to their old tumblr accounts or create new ones to start voting for Bettel.
April 10
Bettel becomes aware of the poll.
He also becomes a popular pick for people who are mad at the writing decisions made in Cookie Run Kingdom.
People also start making joke ship art between Bettel and Shadow Milk (bettelmilk)
April 15
Bettel wins the second round and moves on to round three.
In this round he is put against Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus.
He talks about the poll bracket on his Week in Review stream and admits he has never used tumblr. Viewers inform him of classic tumblr memes and stories. He also asks the social media team from Bandai Namco America (they often appear in his chat) to get on their defunct tumblr to vote for him (they can't access the account).
April 18
Bettel has an unarchieved karaoke stream to celebrate 200k subscribers, the runner of the of the polls tunes in.
April 19
The official Holostars EN twitter and Instagram accounts make ominous posts about the poll since they are unable to directly link to it due to company policy.
April 20-21
Bettel makes one last rallying cry to see if he can get people to vote for him. He receives endorsements from other vtubers including Elira Pendora, Shu Yamino, and Yu Q. Wilson.
The illustrator for his vtuber model, Senzaki Makoto, also becomes aware of the poll and says she will draw him if he wins the bracket.
April 22
With a rally of support from across the vtuber fan sphere, Bettel is able to beat Pomni.
Fans jokingly say that this poll bracket has done more for advertising Bettel than his company has and also joke that it could save Holostars from further budget cuts. In the semi-final round he is against April from Monster Prom. The poll will end April 29.
Ready to fight