Three stray cats in a trench coat

Jay | 27 | she/they flaming asexual — editor, literature and history nerd, cursed pastry chef. Canadian Pacific Northwest cryptid. Mostly harmless.

[aflyingfox]

We are fed.

[molombo]

Where's the African mythology?

The Kickstarter is live now!

[madbalalaika]

Commission for @aflyingfox, based on their fic The Fall of the House of Szarr. Thencc you :> ❤️

ko-fi ☕💗 | info & commissions

[magicman1972]

I'm running an online game that is currently in a Regency simulation, i.e. the characters are living out a false life within the Regency Era (as recreated by aliens so don't expect it to be entirely accurate).

Tonight was the second soiree of the season, and at the rate they're going the city is going to be in all out war by the time soiree season is over.

My sweet little romance sim is quickly becoming a slap-happy duel fest with scandal, betrayal, angry swans, everyone mad at Major Wolfe for one reason or another, the black widow being the only one with any moral standards, and everyone's favorite war prisoner going dude, where's my carriage? I will be shocked if no one dies.

Wouldn't have it any other way.

Edited to add: I am doing a writeup of the cast of characters in this Jenga tower of a roleplay game, and I'll post the links here.

The Hart Family

The Wolfe Family

Lord Killian, the Devereauxs, and Love and Darling

The Darsi Family

[blurpleworm]

Modern bloodweave cause I read an au that was sweet

[blurpleworm]

Modern bloodweave cause I read an au that was sweet

[blurpleworm]

Yippee I forgot to post this when I posted the Arabella art earlier :D

[blurpleworm]

stick close to mama k

[blurpleworm]

Modern bloodweave cause I read an au that was sweet

[madbalalaika]

Buy me a Ko-fi ☕💗

[madbalalaika]

After a long day of killing a horde of goblins that just wouldn't seem to end

[madbalalaika]

Based on "Sauced" by dirty_whorchata. Very wholesome and has just the right amount of spice :>

Requests and (urgent) commissions | Buy me a ko-fi ☕💗

[brokky]

there are lots of people who i regret telling about my asexuality.

lately i will just be existing when someone says something vaguely sexual, and they’ll look over at me like “oops!! sorry i know you’re ace! hehe”

or i will say i like a romantic movie or something and they’ll be like “um ☝️ Youre Asexual Though?”

i also got outed through a stupid meme about hating sex that my friend shared about me. it’s just fucking humiliating.

i rarely even talk about my asexuality but way too many people love bringing it up all. the. time. like forget i even said anything, fuck you

[queenophydea]

Me n the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god

[memorycycle]

while kissing eachother

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

[pinene]

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

[occasionalesbianlovermariahcarey]

you are so beautiful in every way

[pinene]

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

We need to recreate Fleetwood Mac in a lab. I don't care how unethical it will be. We need to get a bunch of strung out artistically minded left-brain bitches together who can make dope music, give them the finest buffet of drugs available, make them fuck each other, pair them off, then break them up one by one while forcing them to stay in the band. You've heard of the Russian sleep experiment now get ready for the Rumours Part 2 experiment.

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

2023 Stevie Nicks starts a podcast called My Ex My Ex & Me where they play passive-aggressive D&D campaigns loaded with snipes at each other

[monsteravariegata]

Do you like vintage scientific illustrations?

Do you like not spending huge amounts of money on them?

This website has a huge collection of high quality vintage illustrations that you can download FOR FREE

They got pretty much everything!! Vintage maps, mushrooms, flowers, trees, bugs, birds, corals, fish, palm trees, feathers, tropical fruits, you name it!!

They even got some works of my dude Ernst Haeckel on there!!!!

I could go on and on but I suggest you check it out yourself. Personally, I will be covering my entire apartment with these once copyshops are open again. But even if you don’t want to do that, just browsing all these beautiful illustrations is a great way to spend your time. 

Have fun and stay save!

[fruityshirts]

Neat! I’m currently printing holiday cards with the circular poinsettia cuts from this set!