AFlyingMuffin

(he/him, over 20) watch out for random fandoms

[eraserheadadult]

big scary creature with a little pink bow on her head is the only type of character design that matters

[eraserheadadult]

tutorial how to draw a beautiful baby girl

[starcures]

new boot goofin

[nkp1981]

Grey-headed albatross chicks

Photo: George Day

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[thursday]

MAMA MIA THAT’S A SPICY MEATBALL

[cosmicretreat]

Bruce Campbell, his dad, and his body doubles on the set of Army of Darkness (1992)

[sourcreammachine]

look upon my sons and despair

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[owwllly]

gojo and his miiuse

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[valtsv]

ra ra rasputin is objectively the funniest song ever written it's like "rasputin was an advisor to the romanovs and honestly he was a bit of a power-hungry conman (oof)... but you're not here for a history lesson! you want to know how much he fucked, don't you? well i'll tell you: he fucked. he fucked often and severely."

[valtsv]

and it's a banger

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

[kosmogrl]

[wingdingle]

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[myheartflutters]

OMG SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A PIN (I FOUND IT HERE)

[swagpeachwhispers]

aghhh i love this

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[puppygirllaika]

more trans men need to become firefighters. The world deserves fundraising calendars with top surgery scars.