PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
blake kathryn
JVL
Discoholic 🪩
Claire Keane
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
i don't do bad sauce passes
🪼
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
todays bird
Three Goblin Art
PR's Tumblrdome
oozey mess
Peter Solarz
#extradirty
shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor
Love Begins
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@afro-hime
I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!
Even if I do not receive money or good news, I did smile at seeing this smiling Buddha.
I just can’t take the chance. Come on smiling Buddha do your thing bud.
Hey all, things are tight so I’m reopening commissions. Details below.
Thanks!
Content Guidelines:
While I’d like to stick to YoI, feel free to ask about original ideas too. Additional fandoms are more limited and likely to be older, but you can ask.
Yes: SFW, NSFW, Canonverse, AU, OC, omegaverse, mpreg, side pieces to completed multi-chaps (Shiny Things, Stars, Empty Ice, Private Photos) or additions to one-shots (incl: Soft Place) from my AO3 works page.
No: underage nsfw, daddy kink, select other kinks please ask. No mafia as it’s not a genre I can do justice to. No side-stories or additions to Shared Gravity or In Our Dreams at this time.
Pricing:
sfw: USD$ 0.02 per word ($10 for 500, $20 for 1000) nsfw: USD$ 0.03 per word ($15 for 500, $30 for 1000)
Min will be 300 words, max of 5000.
Lead-time:
This could vary slightly depending on the lengths commissioned, but I’m aiming for all fics under 1500 words to be completed in 1-2 weeks. 1500-3000 words completed in 2-3 weeks, and 5000 in 3 weeks to 1 month.
Questions:
My ask box is open, or you can DM me here.
I’d appreciate any reblogs too. Thanks!
An Open Letter to Tumblr about the Adult Content Ban and How it is Hurting Your Users:
Recently, Tumblr was removed from the Apple app store due to an incident involving child pornography. This incident is incredibly unfortunate, but it doesn’t stand alone. Tumblr was also removed from the app store due to the large influx of porn bots and pornographic spam, users claiming to be proud to be pedophiles, blatant Nazism, racists who are not deleted for sending hate and harassing users, and more. I myself reported someone for harassing me, but because I had blocked the person and couldn’t access the messages where they harassed me, they were still able to send me anonymous asks. Your support staff, with back doors to the website (presumably), claimed they could not access the messages, and I was left SOL. Many features on this website do nothing to actually protect your users from harassment, racism, homophobia, transphobia, Nazis, pedophiles, predators, porn bots, and more.
You claim in your statement to us that you “have been working on these problems for a long time”. This is blatantly untrue. Please do not lie to us and patronize us. We’ve been here. We’ve seen you do nothing over, and over, and over again.
We complained to you for months and months about the rampant porn bots, and you did nothing except add a report button on mobile which only reported sensitive content or spam at best. You could have addressed this problem with an effective algorithm, but you did not. We complained to you about being harassed and sent hate speech for being LGBT+, and you did nothing. We complained to you about blogs being randomly deleted, and sometimes you’ve restored them, other times you have not. We complained to you that there were people proudly claiming to be “Minor Attracted Persons”, or pedophiles, and you did nothing. We complained to you about people proudly claiming to be white supremacists, and you did nothing. All of these things are “against the community guidelines”, and yet over and over, you have not found effective ways to handle these problems or suppress the feeling of welcome that these users claim to get here. You have had a long time to work on these problems, but you haven’t addressed them. To say you have is untrue.
Multiple other social networking websites, such as Wordpress, Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, and others have effectively dealt with rampant pornography, racism, pedophilia, and other problems without causing massive issues for their users who are not misusing the platform. They are continuing to find new, effective ways to deal with these issues without causing problems for their userbase as a whole. There is no reason that you are unable to do this effectively other than that you wanted to do it quickly. You have once again chosen your stock holders over your users. And we have had enough.
You have already started to ban “Adult” content with a new algorithm. Here are screenshots of just a fraction of the posts you have flagged as containing adult content:
Your new system of simply tackling everything at once is not working. At all. And each of these screenshots is proof of your utter incompetence. None of these posts contain pornographic acts, “female nipples”, or any community violation of any kind.
We, the users, have been asking you for months to deal with these problems - particularly, the porn bots and bots that spam. In order to block a bot from a side blog, I have to do it manually, even though they are in my side blog’s feed. This is a huge issue for mobile - only users. They keep cropping up in droves, taking over our posts and tricking google into making it look like a legitimate blog linked to a pornographic website. We have complained to you for months and months now, and your solution to simply “ban all adult content” is ineffective. I agree that children should not be able to access pornography - but this is not how you tackle a porn bot problem. Your system is utterly useless, allows for racists, pedophiles, porn bots, and Nazis to remain untouched. It also harms sex workers and real people who may use this website for some forms of adult content responsibly. Moreover, as seen above, it harms plenty of users who have in no way violated your terms of service.
If you keep this up, you threaten your website and company as a whole. Many of us are backing up our blogs and planning places to go to.
You already have a content filter for “sensitive” content (content inappropriate for younger viewers). You could have improved this, instead of attacking your entire user base. It seems to be a very lazy “solution”, if you could call it one at all, and one that harms your entire userbase.
If you are going to keep this filter in place and make Tumblr, a website that has never been known for being family friendly and has never claimed to be, you are going to lose millions of your users. We are already planning our exodus. It isn’t hard to follow. Censor us, and we will go somewhere else. That is not a threat. It is a promise.
Sincerely,
The users of your website.
@staff @support
They flagged this post immediately and I’ve submitted it for review… this is… quite a week.
If you believe these words, reblog it, please. I want this to be right in their face because I couldn’t email them directly.
Tumblr made no nut November permanent
Introducing Okaeri contributors
Come home to all of the love presented by our contributors! There’s so much talent bursting under one roof, and we’re very excited share it all with you.
Due to the volume of talented contributors, Okaeri will be published in 3 editions: 2 SFW and 1 NSFW. Stay tuned for updates and previews!
SFW Artists:
@captainadwen • @flowersandconvicts • @hitsujixo • @apolloart • @bapha • @bethhankel • @yuripaws • @cerisebio • @cirrha • @imaginarydragonling • @duesterkitsch-draws • @eclair • @chat-noir-chocolat • @and-then-yoi-happened • @ghostlybl • @izzyisozaki • @jumpforjo • @joelsweet • @catwafers • @roses-and-phantoms • @argyros • @katsukifatale • @madblanco • @artofmarylarson • @marykaoru • @travelling-soot • @papersanctuary • @moss-and-stars • @nekophelia • @niane • @omtivi • @sugarlipx • @cutiepurin • @rtengu • @rikichie • @annie-s-artworld • @smolkristen • @regalregann • @toastylibertea • @toonysart • @typree • @yllia-art • @we-call-everything-katsudon • @circlewalkerhk
SFW Writers:
@abarero • @acemoppet • @iwritebetterthanispeak • @kastuuki • @alittlebitosass • @stammiviktor • @leonestigresypanterasdiosmio • @v-katsuki • @paintingwithwords • @reluctantlyback • @briapia95 • @carnival-carnage • @yoyoplisetsky • @catbythefirelight • @lynxxed • @catalists • @creme13rulee • @croaissant • @narcissuspseudonarcissus • @smolkatsuki • @sinkingorswimming • @ellipsesarefun • @and-then-yoi-happened • @wolfsflei • @gabzjones • @geekmom13 • @tasty-pile-of-glitter • @gwen-chan • @midnightmooncatcher • @icarusdg • @izzyisozaki • @jfmesq • @kazul9 • @sweet-vitya • @katzuyas • @chuchukikichu • @yaoi-trash-hubbo • @lazzchan • @louciferish • @blackidyll • @cinnamon-freckles • @memswrites • @witharthurkirkland • @eternclle • @bonetrinket • @acesontheice • @postingpebbles • @everymanwillbeaking • @borntomakelifeandlove • @lithuanias • @lilhoneysuckle4 • @n3rdlif343va • @pandamilo • @shadhahvar • @silverphoenixwrites • @kingfisherunion • @tenyu • @f-lip • @sophiegaladheon • @tasha • @tbiris • @velvetcovered-brick • @viktuuri-katsudon • @tutti-furuta
NSFW Artists:
@nikiforoov • @apolloart • @uaevuon • @cerisebio • @chat-noir-chocolat • @izzyisozaki • @jumpforjo • @roses-and-phantoms • @artofmarylarson • @travelling-soot • @nekophelia • @rtengu • @rikichie • @smolkristen • @toonysart • @captainadwen • @circlewalkerhk
NSFW Writers:
@alittlebitosass • @v-katsuki • @paintingwithwords • @yoyoplisetsky • @catalists • @smolkatsuki • @sinkingorswimming • @and-then-yoi-happened • @wolfsflei • @gabzjones • @geekmom13 • @midnightmooncatcher • @icarusdg • @izzyisozaki • @katzuyas • @thebookewyrme • @piroco • @pandamilo • @smolkristen • @kingfisherunion • @glitterburg • @velvetcovered-brick • @we-call-everything-katsudon • @shadhahvar • @crystalki • @tasha
Don't tell me not to die
stare at him for a minute and try not to smile.
me n the boys
me when i find out a game has object physics
The Muppets s01e04
AHEM
Guys that’s gay
Me after a long day of being a stupid bitch
a greek chorus which just shouts “oh shit” at relevant intervals
Leave the Internet, and play with me!
Oh my goooosh. If you don’t play with him after that, you’re inhuman. Look at that face. My heart is exploding
Me, absolutely toasted, at 12:46 a.m. EST
So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.
It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural
I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.
don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today
Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.
Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.
But do you pad across rooms?
Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.
FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.
I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.
This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.
Ah, but are you holding a breath you are unaware of?
I just stretched lazily and showed a strip of pale skin where my t-shirt rode up but there was no-one here to stare at it, speechless, so I don’t know if it even counted
I sigh thousand times a day. Hope that is enough.
I was forced to tear my eyes away, yet drawn toward this by my body’s own volition.
Anyone else here having life changing epiphanies every time when making a cup of tea? Or is that just me?
Guilty af
But was the riding up t-shirt old, washed a million times so it would be super soft? And grey? No? So sorry, it doesn’t count, even if there was someone staring at the strip of skin, speechless.
