✨I'm too Classy for this World✨

Professional Mess by Day/ Black Girl Writer by Night

[afrogirl3005]

Hi Everyone :)

Ok so I have been so inactive for so long, it's bad I know but my life has been hectic. I was kicked out of my house, I had to live with my grandparents for a bit and A whole bunch of stuff I'd rather not get into. Literally have had so many failed talking stages it's not even funny. A lot of weight gain and weight loss, depression and mental hospital stays, and there's me surviving abuse. I know there are not to many fans of my writing but if you are one of those people I just want to say thank you, to those who stayed I just wanted to let you know that I am moving my writing and stuff like that to my other blog @afrowrites so I am exited for that, this blog will just become my personal diary and stuff so I can update you all. Thank you all again for taking the time to read this, I am so grateful.

Yours truly,

AfroGirl

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[blingblingtual]

lets all jump klay thompson

[afrogirl3005]

Item: The Welcome Mat Rarity: ⏶ Common

What game feels like "home" to you no matter when you come back to it?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

Well that game would probably be Street Fighter.

[wolfythewitch]

I'll be part of an art exhibition in Luneta Art Fair this coming Saturday-Sunday Feb 7-8!! The venue will be in the Noli Mi Tangere garden :] drop by to support me n my classmates if you can :D The theme and exhibit name is Sonder

Big thank you to @salidummay for help with references and details for the second painting!

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[spicymochi]

silly sea cows

[r3dsaucexq]

Prism fanart hell yeah

Please tell me I'm not the only one who likes literally every character just not Invisigal sigh

[zu8her-deactivated20250223]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿︵୨♡୧︵‿︵‿︵‿︵‿

I will be periodically updating the list. PLEASE, PLEASE recommend your favourite BLACK AUTHORS, more importantly smaller creators (less than 1000 followers for instance) and authors that write for thick to chubby black readers and DARK SKIN black girls <3

Authors that write for Black Reader:

❥ @blkwriters — anime ❥ @tvgals — anime ❥ @hanwiore — anime ❥ @sanjisblackasswife — anime ❥ @tteokdoroki — anime ❥ @st4rbwrry — anime ❥ @iiamjam — anime ❥ @salaciousdoll — anime ❥ @blkkizzat — anime ❥ @tsukiboo — anime ❥ @xblackreader — anime ❥ @dejwritesarchived / @dejwrldarchived — archived, various ❥ @hyeque — archived, anime ❥ @angelbwrry — anime ❥ @sammysficfactory — anime, dc, resident evil, kpop, marvel (fluff) ❥ @xunolic — kpop ❥ @rr311 — anime

❥ @azaarchiive — anime ❥ @forever1kay — anime, marvel, dc, 911 ❥ @38riku — anime

❥ @sat0-get0/ @sat0sugu-angst — anime

❥ @ginger4sugar — anime

❥ @slut4sugu — anime, marvel, dairy of a wimpy kid.

❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥ ❥

Posts on More BlPOC Writers.

❥ List By @blackterrae ❥ black fan-creators big list by @triangularz

[gaybeatles]

Haha yes Tylenol makes you like dungeons and dragons or whatever. These jokes are very funny y’all but can we please remember there are people with high needs autism that are in serious danger right now. These statements from RFK about Tylenol and vaccines hurt ALL autistic people, especially those who cannot really defend themselves. Like yes autism can be high functioning but we need to protect and defend those who are more vulnerable and have higher needs. They matter too.

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[baurbiediv]

Hi 💗👋🏾 I just wanted to ask how do you ombré your letters?

hey!! i'll list the steps for you since it could be a little confusing!

you need to do this on safari or any other browser app since you can't do it through the actual tumblr app, open up this link here! (make sure to have tumblr open on a separate tab because it will close you out!)

scroll (if needed) and in the bottom right corner, there will be a white box that that has 2 other small boxes, one will have the word 'run' next to it with red and green colored boxes

say your word is "whatever", copy that word into the 1st box above and choose the colors of your choice then click the run button, from there it will give you a html code format that you will need to copy, or else it will not work!!

underneath that it will give you the format needed for the gradient/ombre text, make sure to copy all of it

now here's the nitty gritty part, come back to the open tumblr tab and hit the gear icon on the post you want, in the top right corner, scroll until you see the words "Text Editor" from there, you will need to click the drop down menu and select HTML and from there paste in the span style format

now your "whatever" (i just chose random colors) and the text is now complete! if you have any more questions, feel free to ask! i am here to help! 🫶🏽

[fragranticareviewers]

pinned post

this blog is exactly what it says on the tin. i'm making a pinned to collect frequently asked questions & perfume recommendations i've received for the sake of easy access.

if i don't respond to your request i am sorry. there are 1,000 of them

remember to sample before buying a full bottle of anything in case you hate it

asks:

how do i get into fragrances?

where do i get perfumes?

any eu-based places to order samples from?

perfume tips for people with sensory sensitivities + lighter smell recommendations

what does "aromatic" mean as a note?

what do people mean when they describe a scent as "photorealistic"?

what does ozone smell like?

discussion of lust by lush

any iridescent/holographic perfume bottles?

make me smell like...

...an animal, such as a cat's fur or smelling a chicken close up

...brake cleaner

...a centipede

...a church

...coal tar

...damp earth

...a dog

...a fancy victorian brothel

...a ghost

...halloween

...hot dog

...lemon, but masc

...a magical girl

...outer space

...ozone

...pepsi

...pine and/or pinesol

...the pirates of the caribbean disney ride

...pizza

...a rabbit

...a robot who is also a girl

...a sexy lesbian in a crop top who impresses women

...a shipwreck

...smoke

...someone who makes butches go crazy

...someone who will attract bears, both the animals and gay kind

...straight up barnyard

...a tomato farm

...a tomato vine

...a trans guy who wants to pass but also likes colorful accessories

...a witch

[celebsthatcopybrandy]

keri hilton copies brandy

[ohmovie]

Ralph Fiennes as Lenny Nero Strange Days (1995) dir. Kathryn Bigelow

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[official-penis-posts]

NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP! NESSIE BEAR TRAMP STAMP!

[technovillain]

Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!