Puppy Barks ;3

Complicated boy thing with complicated boy labels gets high and says everything ever.

[aftermanyhours]

Intro post except it is TMI because I don't give a FUCK bout NUN

My SFW-only blog is @puppybitesbutches

Name: Ace or P2B

DOB: 3/2009 (You can have the day if you're special.)

Gender: Guy mostly

(masculine demiflux)

Sexuality: Lesbian

(Berrisexual, vulvasexual, extranex, gray-sexual, demicaedsexual)

Who might I date?: Anyone who's simultaneously my age, and not in possession of a penis

Likes: Elden Ring, Michael Jackson, Queen, PHM--bloodymary shipart in particular, Iron Lung, Phasmophobia, DDLC, SPN, MHA (I haven't seen past season 4 but IDC about spoilers), Horror as an entire medium of art, reflective art, metal, punk-pop, Ska, basically whatever alternative stuff you throw my way when it comes to music.

/lh dislikes: shippers that ship the wrong people (canon characters are rly happy together) <-this only applies to monogamous ships, Overly stylized blogs (I can't read that font!!!), grinches, and the movie gremlins (the puppetry of one scene makes me nauseous for some reason?)

DNI: People who start bullshit online, Anyone who could be described with "-ist" or "-phobic" suffixes, people without a vocabulary or sense of humor, people who get mad about other people liking different things than them, cheaters (all y'all gtfuomh), "...-cest" blogs, SH blogs that romanticize it 😬...

[lesbinluv]

hearing girls moan turns me on soooo much omg I can't explain in words just how much i love hearing them.... immediately gets me so wet and extremely turned on

[jun3bugx]

Butch who holds my waist butch who kisses my forehead butch who lets me sit on her lap butch who buys me trinkets butch who plays with my hair butch who touches me till I can’t speak butch butch butch

[vampir3dolly]

a butch putting you in a headlock while they fuck you from behind

[cocoacherub]

‎♡₊˚ 🦢・₊✧

[starrfemme]

please walk around with your hand on my waist or the small of my back or my ass or the back of my neck or literally anywhere

[dyke-turtle]

We need more fat butch exposure,

Yes I still have muscles.

No they don't show all the time.

Yes I can still carry you.

No my loose skin doesn't hurt.

-Dyke turtle

[iloveudoll]

fat dyke exposure pls i wanna see all the fat butches and studs and mascs and everything and... 🤤

[lotuseatter]

play fighting during sex…rrrrrrrrrrr…being physically overpowered.….being teased about it…

[ultrabasedcutie]

a butch who keeps a picture of my nudes in his wallet <33

[the-efemmeral]

not to sound like a slut but can i sit on your lap while you pet my hair and kiss me all over my face and neck and shoulders

[sapphicbutterflykisses]

Butch hands around my waist

Butch hands around my wrists

Butch hands around my throat

Butch hands in general

[crypticbutchh]

does anyone fuck with butches that act subby

[butchbait-femme]

Butch/stud that allows themself to melt into me when we’re in private. That lets me massage their shoulders or back after they’ve been working or just out. They tense up without realizing. Let my fingers work away the knots while I kiss their hair and tell them how much I love you.

Once I’m done, they’re pulling me down, pressing their face into my neck or my chest to just breathe me in, feel my heartbeat. My hands squeeze their sides and shoulders, palming their skin beneath my touch.

Call them my handsome boy (or my pretty girl), the one that makes the smile the widest, feel the happiest.

Let me be the comfort you seek when we’re alone, where to allow yourself to feel it. The world is cruel to you and I want to make sure it stops hurting even for a little. Even if it’s just with me.

[fancyfrequency]

the sloppiest makeout session where we can’t keep our hands off each other would absolutely heal me right now

[lulapplee]

bring back sexting bring back sexting its the most hottest thing ever YES i will take my time to TYPE OUT EVERYTHING yes i will do exactly what you tell me to over text yes i am that easy and yes im giggling over a stupid box of words from you

[needyandannoying]

need to “i bet i’m stronger than you.” my way under a butch

[rbremington]

Butches on T… save me butches on T…