monster smut peddler

Hi. I’m a 30y/o human | generally identifies as female | ADHD | lover of monsters, smut, wg & size kink. | Mostly fantasy writing things, but some drawing stuff may eventually appear. | Minors need not be here.

[aftermidnightspecial]

Masterlist

⋆ Sending asks and requests is so very encouraged. ⋆

About me | Ao3 | Bluesky | FAQ & Request Guidelines | WIP List

Hey, welcome aboard! First and foremost, NO MINORS. Moving on, I love requests, so please feel very free to send them. Since I write for male, female, GN (et cetera) readers, if you want something specific, please include that in your request! Happy reading and thanks for checking out my work. - Midnight updated on 10/18/24

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NSFW

[Untitled] - Male werewolf (Your BF) x GN Human Reader Wordcount: 434 Summary + warnings: Just smut | mild body horror/werewolf shifting during sex | knotting | light scratching | blood

[In Fernhollow] - Male Orc (Laz) x Chubby Female Human Reader Wordcount: 4,663 Summary + warnings: Mutual attraction | Smut with plot | Size difference | Unique monster cock | dom female | It's been a few years since you've been home to visit. A delay on your trip has you running into an old crush of yours and you are quick to rekindle things with your handsome Orc. Concerned for you, he tries to slow things down until you assert how much you want him.

[First Date] - Chubby female werewolf (Sena) x GN Human reader Wordcount: 2,942 Summary + warnings: Mutual attraction | Smut with plot | You finally ask that girl you like on date to watch movies & chill. She shows up but its not what you expect.

[Untitled Ask] - Male Zombie x Female Reader Wordcount: 250 Summary + warnings: Smut | female oral

[The Goblin King] - Male Goblin (Aark) x Male Human Reader Wordcount: 2,869 Summary + warnings: Smut with plot | Mutual attraction | You are part of the trade delegation visiting the Goblin Kingdom. You happen to meet him alone at the party and you hit it off so well you wind up railing him in the palace gardens.

[Demons of Abbadon] - Male Demon (Raumael) x GN Human Reader Wordcount: 3573 Summary + warnings: Smut with plot | size difference | You are an aspiring demon lord and intend to summon a strong demon. But when things don't go to plan, you get more than you bargain for when Raumael answers your evocation. Coming to an agreement, you seal the contract, paying the price with your soul and body.

SFW

[The Cove] - Pt 1 - Male Ceceliae x Human Female 🐙 Wordcount: 4,610 Summary + warnings: Horror vibes | Slow burn | Seeking a huge change in life, but ending up in unexpected circumstances, Marisol winds up getting the attention of a somewhat secret admirer. Things don't turn out as planned for either as cultural differences and communication is not their strong suit.

[Untitled] - Male Harpy (Avery) x GN Human Reader Wordcount: 984 Summary + warnings: Slice of life | Monster fluff | Meeting up with your boyfriend for a coffee date and with a little bit of cuddling afterward

[Untitled] - Male Vampire x GN Human Reader Wordcount: 524 Summary + warnings: Lusty biting from your eager vampire boyfriend. CW: Biting & Blood coming soon... [Untitled] - Male Gargoyle x GN Human Reader Wordcount: Summary + warnings:

note: If you think anything I've written requires further tagging, warnings or labeling, please let me know!

[yukilarus]

SCYLLA

[parakeet]

just found out about this cute little birdy and i am in love

[crowcryptid]

[awheckery]

from the above-linked ebird.org:

Anis are bizarre, coal-black cuckoos with long floppy tails and unique, curiously tall, flattened bills. Groove-billed occurs in a variety of open and semi-open habitats in tropical lowlands and foothills, typically staying low in shrubs and grasses. Gregarious and not particularly graceful; usually seen crashing around awkwardly in small groups.

oh my god

[roach-works]

groove billed anis are a hilarious cuckoo situation where they ended up laying their eggs in one another’s nests instead of anyone else’s. they hang out together in groups of up to five pairs until a nest gets built (sometimes by committee, sometimes they just hang around hopefully until someone does it all on their own) then they start sneaking over and laying an egg in at a time. the females who lay for the first time will sometimes flip prior eggs out of the nest like ‘oh i KNOW this one isn’t mine! away it goes’ but eventually everyone’s laid a couple eggs in there and is stuck with the mutual hostage situation. then they take turns incubating until all the kids hatch and everyone pitches in on feeding them, because no one knows which of the kids are theirs so they all might as well.

they also like to do a team handshake where they clump up and mutually make a low bubbling noise together, to signal group affiliation. go team!

[keeskiwi]

Also their eggs are incredibly beautiful. They’re a very pretty blue color, but covered by a white chalky outer layer that is easily scratched off, so they end up in various stages of in-between.

(Photo © Henrique_Anizio, shared under CC BY-NC).

[owlservice]

Imagine walking around and hearing the gutters and trashcans talking to you. And your teeth of course. No wonder people were religious

[tired-fandom-ndn]

STOP giving characters 6 pack abs and start giving them soft bellies instead. Right now.

[kekoa300]

[lokaror]

*clutching a gunshot wound*

i still have...so many... restaurants to go to...

[espikola]

[darklynoon-deactivated20170407]

Reblog if you’re 30 or older

This is an experiment to see if there really are as few of us as people think.You can also use this to freak out your followers who think you’re 25 or something. Yay!

[thatwelshartist]

I was looking up facts about Cormorants to find a title for this and found out about the liver bird a mythological creature from liverpool that is literally just a cormorant which I find kinda funny

anyway still think what to call this maybe UKAI

[pangur-and-grim]

I haven't seen people talking about this, but the pilot for The Ebony Witch dropped! the visuals are absolutely beautiful. honestly, it has the same magic as old disney (if disney was brave enough to give us a hot elf who's actually 50 cats in a trenchcoat)

the sound design is a little rough, but that's because of the funding they're working with - if you'd like to lend some support, here's the link!

[disabledandtrans]

email to: [email protected] or fill out this form

[disabledandtrans]

progesterone tracker is here.

oestrogen tracker is here.

testosterone tracker is here.

if you experience any disability or neurodivergency please fill out this form. it is equally important to me to have data that says progesterone doesn't affect autism or testosterone doesn't make you hard of hearing or whatever, as it is to document changes. so if you have any health condition. please fill it out. even if it to say "no change". i am begging you all.

and if you can't. please. please do reblog. i need this to be as big as humanly possible. it is the best way forwards to inform decisions.

[videntefernandez]

Buff robot

You mean like this?

Or like this?

[nataliehall]

Besos

[faun-grove]

commission for @/ffxiv_octavia 🦄

[enchantedbook]

"The Princess and the Dragon" by Marta Kiss

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[bestiarum]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

this is the one meme that manages to age like a fine wine