Go pick up some wine and fuck Carole Lombard

[dappermouth]

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

[lamignonette]

[shmuelaa]

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[charl0ttan]

hey bro qick question .do i seem like a person to you

[ozth]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[evil-puppetmaster]

I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

[sovietnam]

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[boringangel]

Lowkey in a prison of my own making but it’s whatever

[boringangel]

Tuck Everlasting

[sailermoon]

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

[sailermoon]

[lylahammar]

I feel like Robert Pattinson was born to be a strange old man actor. Like he's already great but he's really gonna hit his peak when he's around 70

[maskdoll]

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

management trying to hire and retain employees

[anxietyproblem]

[rabbitmotifs]

he's flashing his award losing smile

[ryebreadgf]