loser hq

This is Constantine. John Constantine, asshole.

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[beemovieerotica]

[afternoonsoda]

the kind of shit hajime umemiya would wear just cause he got it for free

[domi--mi]

rewatching naruto and they will never make me hate her, a victim of misogyny

[afternoonsoda]

if you ever think you’re a chud just be grateful you’re not sasuke uchiha

[lobtwo]

Freaking Kakashi of Naruto fame

[afternoonsoda]

my first husband ♡

[nxctern]

Somehow, sometimes trying to be nice to them ends up being more stressful than some anbu missions

[nxctern]

Tax

[afternoonsoda]

OMG OF COURSE HE CLAIMS THE DAD TAX.

[aransmind]

go emo boys 🗣️‼️

[yowa-ii]

[afternoonsoda]

almost got my phone hacked trying to figure out rentry

[aimasart]

The Batfamily

[afternoonsoda]

waiting literal months to catch up on my favorite manga so i can have a bunch of chapters to read at once only to finish them in a matter of minutes. sigh.

[27thfirefly]

nurse: doctor... the patient is flatlining... we dont have nearly enough yuri to sustain them!

doctor: tch... i guess theres no choice...!!

*doctor pulls in nurse for a tender embrace and a beat passes before they kiss passionately*

*pulse starts again*

nurse: i cant believe it...! doctor youve saved yet another patient through your unorthodox methods!

doctor, looking out the window to avoid the nurse's adoring gaze: suppose i have...

doctor, thinking: sigh... will i ever get to approach her not out of obligation but out of ...love...;!

nurse, thinking: i hope she doesnt realize ive been manufacturing the yuri shortage to engineer these kinds of scenarios

moral of the story: the doctor was a woman

[afternoonsoda]

genuinely what a genderbent episode of house md would like

[seasonofhorror]

TWIN PEAKS: PILOT

1990, dir. David Lynch

[afternoonsoda]

maybe i’m just easily ragebaited but i if i was naruto and saw sasuke teleport into the chunin exams with kakashi by his side i would lose it. especially after he begged kakashi to train him too??? i understand the context but damn it just feels cold.

[julesdoesthings]

Here they come, the Dynamic Duo

Just some quick background practice, posting before I have to log off for around 2 weeks?? If you see me post? I am alive. If you don't see me post? I am also alive, just signal and internet connection are not being kind to me

[9e978e]

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