dont keep the devil waiting old friend

I always come back

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

[wiltking]

so you're telling me the fifa world cup is all men? its all men's teams? and so is the superbowl? and all the sports teams that states are known for and make copious amounts of merch for are also men's teams? and only 5 women have ever entered formula one since its inception in 1950 and only two of them were able to compete? and this is normal? its acceptable?

[mikufanclub]

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

:( this is so sad, you’re all so obsessed with Minecraft iPod Touch edition ($6.99) you don’t see the Minecraft that’s right in front of you

[longseasons]

Til the room smells diverse, equal, and inclusive

[stickandthorn]

I’d die on the hill that “stranger danger” is a deeply unhelpful mentality to have. “Ooooh everyone is out to get me they’re all gonna perpetrate harm that’s actually more likely to come from someone I already know. I better never talk to anyone in my community who I don’t already know, just to be safe. I’m sure there are no other biases interwoven with this mentality” like oh my god human traffickers do not just randomly spawn in every parking lot. You don’t have to go solo hitchhiking across the country but you also don’t have to live in fear that every guy on the street is the knife man who’s gonna get you. Like have situational awareness, yeah. But most of the time the guy on the street is not knife man he’s actually just a guy on the street and he’s probably pretty chill, and you’re driving yourself crazy by living in a constant state of unnecessary fear.

[threedollarsdotcom]

last night we let the warthog talk

[fairycosmos]

we basically cant kill ourselves because it'll be like a whole thingggg guys come on dont make it a whole thing

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[dibudani]

beware of 3Dfication! it could happen to you, to a friend, or even to your DOG!!

[deathcastlvr2]

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

[pinkertoast]

I like kitties more than puppies #Sorrynotsorry #Controversialtake #Problematic

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i have to butt mog some zoomers

[byjove]

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.