leighton

i've got magic in my veins and a soul full of gold.

[dicksplit]

[lemonhalsey-blog-deactivated202]

this gets funnier as it replays

[tundrakatiebean]

[captions]

Character 1: Hey how much money do you have? Character 2; Uh, like sixty nine cents Character 1: You know what that means! Character 2: (in a strained, sad voice) I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

[siickangel]

[mood-you-deactivated20190707]

[a-l-o-m-o-r-f-i-a]

[withstxnd]

[abracadang-blog]

I love that anyone around my age knows spongebob well enough that we can all allude to it from time to time and we’re all like haha yeah me hoy minoy hoy

[schizoiidd]

[bey]

[thebiglesbian]

[weloveshortvideos]

That awkward moment when ya friend is arguing with his girlfriend…

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Boyfriend: [shouting] “Bitch, you always got something to say! Why don’t you just-”

Girlfriend: “But you weren’t saying shit when you ate my butt last night.”

Boyfriend: [stutters]

[aovoss-deactivated20190303]

Nvm

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Person: “Help! Someone stole my car!”

[Triumphant music plays as Superhero disrobes]

Person:“It’s red with a ‘Vote for Donald Trump’ sticker on it.”

[realizes]

[dangalaksi-deactivated20151204]

[kinksharne]

when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like

[endofeva1997]

[chocolaty]

Doctor Possible like is this even a question

[mtv2]

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Jordin’s not a fan of “corny jokes.”

[onlyblackgirl]

[cagedcanarynz]