In the same way that Jaden Smith us joked to be some kind of extra dimensional being, Piper is joked to be some kind of magical being that is not beholden to the same rules of reality as everyone else
“One time Piper McClean cleared a meter wide path through paparazzi for her dad just by asking nicely.”
“I heard that she can unlock doors by smiling at them.”
“I’m pretty sure Piper McClean carries a knife with her at like??? All times??????? [link to a long post describing her dagger going everywhere with her because again, some mortals see through the mist]
"Piper McClean turned down a role in her dad’s new movie because she said, and I quote, ‘That’s not how you disarm a person with a larger weapon than you, dad. This choreography is so fake.’ ”
[a reply to the last post]“And when the expert they hired got offended she pulled out her knife and showed her exactly where he went wrong.” [link to a video of Piper disarming a condescending fight choreographer ten times her size]
“Hey uh here’s a link to Piper’s dad saying his daughter is more competent at fighting than every one of his bodyguards.”
“HERE’S A LINK TO PIPER’S DAD REMEMBERING THE TIME SHE BEAT ALL IF THEM UP AT ONCE TO PROVE IT!!!”
“Piper McClean’s dad is only ever going to trust his daughter to a) guard his body and b) choreograph his fight scenes, and I think n that’s beautiful.”
“I like how we’re all referring to this famous movie star as 'Piper McLean’s dad’.”
Basically, everybody knows she’s a demigod but they don’t know that a demigod is what she us. They just think she’s literal magic and badassery, which.
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