Plato’s Den

Not a clue

[agedplato]

Ah yes. The well known use for Hassia. DOOM.

[dogpuppy]

[dragongirlsweetie]

pro tip you can just grab a bunch of random parts from dumpsters and hardware stores and computer stores and just attach them together haphazardly and then put it in your suitcase and take it to the airport and get arrested pretty much 100% of the time

[flunkett]

the issue is that if i really dont want to do something then theres no way i can force myself to do it but the entire world revolves around doing things you hate because u have to

[flunkett]

even the threat of death isnt enough to motivate me if i dont want to then I Wont

[beemovieerotica]

[beemovieerotica]

[pokeballvictimized]

> steam sends me an email

> game you wishlisted is on sale!

> wow, 30% off!

> $50

[pokeballvictimized]

I can wait. You'll be 80% off one of these days. I'll outlast you.

[agedplato]

Outlast? Like the horror game?

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[machi40h]

[fourleafisland]

old comic about sunfish

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[carfuckerlynch]

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

[todays-xkcd]

We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.

Neutrino Project [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[There is a large pool with a curved edge at the bottom of the panel, with a diving board and several stickfigures in and around it. Ponytail and Cueball are talking in the pool; two characters with relatively indistinct hair are in the water either side of them, passing a beachball between themselves; a Cueball has somersaulted off the diving board in a 'cannonball'-like jump; a Danish and a Ponytail with a drink are walking along the outside of the pool.] Ponytail in pool: How much trouble do you think we'll be in when they find out we used the grant money to throw a huge pool party instead? Cueball: We could argue that we did build a neutrino detector. Cueball: There's a lot of water here. A solar neutrino will probably interact with it at some point. Ponytail: ...Wait. Actually, if we got some photomultiplier tubes... [Caption below comic:] How the neutrino detector was invented

[boccher]

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fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[enki2]

[depsidase]

[agedplato]

Ah yes, I love not being able to tell if those are gunshots or fireworks.