[nutsacktorturer]

take a device from the thinkpad pile

[killer8]

???

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[creepycrag]

i think we need copyright reform. currently most works are protected by copyright for the life of the author plus 70 years. here are my two proposals.

18 years. this is enough time for the work to grow to adulthood and begin to care for itself

life of the author + zero years. i like this one because it encourages you to kill people

[real-language-facts]

they wrote a book without the letter undertale. this is because in french "sans undertale" sounds like without undertale which thematically resonates with the plot

[real-language-facts]

was it you who decided the alphabet order

yeah. A is my favorite character so i put her at the beginning

[dealseye]

Why

[real-language-facts]

i like the air of tragedy that surrounds her

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[nem23]

[1five1two]

Xu Ziqi.

[chikuwathecat]

Let's go to bed. Let's go to bed.

寝よう。寝よう。

[real-language-facts]

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[woolandflax]

This one’s for the tumblrinas

[real-language-facts]

starts talking and a disclaimer appears above my head saying that all resemblance to real languages is strictley coincidental

[lord-pretzel]

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit