Agenders-Offical

A blog about and by agenders for agenders :D Creator of the blog will be referred to as Aster in tags for future reference

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About Me

This blog represents the agender people. I, the creator of this blog @ineedbettershittodo, am agender and am fine with any pronouns

preferred names for @ineedbettershittodo are Lilith, Asterope, Aster, Ambrose, Ambrosia, Alina, Raine, David, and the name people call me most irl, but I’m not gonna write that because I don’t need people knowing wtf I do in my free time (goddamn a lot of my preferred names start with A)

creator of the blog is a minor

if anyone would like to join and moderate and add posts and whatnot, write an ask (u have to be agender tho)

uh…yeah, that’s really it, come join the chaos! :D

oh, wait, this blog is open to everyone except for bigots and pedophiles

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

eye doctor: ok so let's take a look-

me: *pops out my eyes and swallows them* no

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

bringing this back because I went to the eye doctor today

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

teacher: eyes on the board please.

me: *pops out my eyes and places them on the board* if you say so

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

"post ur drafts"

my drafts>>>

[agenders-offical]

P O S T T H E M

:3

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hey kiwiwi

random life lore: I’m working on bedazzling a notebook

literally the only reason I’m in your askbox btw

AAAAAÆEEE

—u know who >:3

ooooh shiny, im going to eat it, sorry... not sorry

[agenders-offical]

don’t eat it, I have fanfic lore in it

D:

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

uhhhhhhh TOO LATE

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hey kiwiwi

random life lore: I’m working on bedazzling a notebook

literally the only reason I’m in your askbox btw

AAAAAÆEEE

—u know who >:3

ooooh shiny, im going to eat it, sorry... not sorry

[agenders-offical]

don’t eat it, I have fanfic lore in it

D:

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hi kiwiwi

guess who’s not dead?

Me :3

ooo its @agender-offical, i think, i hope

[agenders-offical]

it is!!!

how are you??

:D

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

im lobotomy

[agenders-offical]

:O that’s not good

[definiitely-not-ao3-offical]

this is prob the whitest thing ill say on here but.

hear me out guys, mayonaise on bread is lowkey good-(like just plain bread and mayonaise.. nothing else)

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

you are not heard

go sit in the corner

[make-me-president]

no no come out the corner and continue talking

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i hate this

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actually, go back in the corner, do not. Do not be like this.

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

hi kiwiwi

guess who’s not dead?

Me :3

ooo its @agender-offical, i think, i hope

[agenders-offical]

it is!!!

how are you??

:D

[the-rats-offical]

I think on April 1, everyone in the officalverse should become Mr-Dave-offical and post the same 3 things(idk). Just to fuck with people

[evil-man-offical]

But we cant share urls...

Plus people would steal our urls if we did

[laciffo-natas]

Perhaps we could make one big side blog and add everybody

[brella-boi]

i should be put into a berry dome when eating grenades

[brella-boi]

I forgot the word is pomegranates when writing this post

[brella-boi]

Dont do this to me i thought we were friends

[friday-im-in-love-with-crowley]

@walmart-the-official

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@satan-offical

[pathological-liar-offical]

guys don't follow @silly-little-arson-frog-offical!! if they get to 1000 followers they won't animate their pfp dancing. they're not close at all!!! quick, you have until the end of next year

this has been your local broadcast from truth-teller-offical

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hey now

[gingerbread-soap-offical]

You're an all star

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get your game on

[theokoles-dartagnan]

er

[zergling-offical]

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[profain-offical]

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[no-one-offical]

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[asexual-offical]

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Er

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[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

random things ive said without context sound concerning:

"He doesn't want to be a muse so he gets abused"

"I'm going to steal your knee caps and boil them into a broth"

"I can't wait to make them suffer trauma with my own hands"

[bubble-official]

“I will replace your spine with lime slices”

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“I will wring out your neck like a washcloth”

[zmbieghoulgrrl]

I just read this please correct me if I’m wrong. If KOSA gets passed Wattpad, Tumblr, AO3, fanfiction.net, are most likely gonna go away.

So this is kinda like me spreading awareness as much as I can, aight. Government does not care about kids bro trust, this is just like the book ban thing all over again.

Don’t let this happen. TELL PEOPLE, REBLOG, TALK TO A REP THIS SHIT CANNOT GET PASSED VRO.

I LOVE MY YAOI MY YURI MY CHARACTER X READER SELFSHIP. ❤️

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

LET THEM KNOW WE DONT WANT THIS SICK BILL!!!!!

[irvnwithsciss0rs]

WE WANT AO3

@astracaedes @iforgiveyousunny @starlightswait @silentfirecreations @kanowov @teaboot @flame-of-achernar @the-unity-collective @thecosmicjellyfish @lovelight-system @hekate-offical @marinebiology-offical @skeletal-spire-man @the-aricher @toy-chica-offical @shenanigan42 @pond-scum-offical @raynilikescats @thedoctordoesmarvel416 @no-one-offical @nervoswreck @rhy-is-bread @horror-movie-offical @narniasclosetvoltron @passcode-mk1

[astracaedes]

WHAT THE FUCK,

WE WANT AO3

WE WANT AO3

WE WANT AO3

I WANT MY YAOIIII

@skepticalvoidhedgehog @skeletal-spire-man @everettlover @microwaved-grilled-cheese @lightsabersandbluecookies @enormous-moose @njthesapo @i-cant-think-of-a-url12 @insaniac-offical @mjthesilly @pond-scum-offical @ninahufflepuff @kingkit7734 @dramaticinlyf @evyyy77 @i-like-sleeping-in-hoodies @youngjusticerulez @xylophonerabbit @roseisgoat @demonflavouredfloofoffical @jel-e-ton @paperplateprose @phoenixflamz-78 @drivingmeinsan3 @algae122 @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees @towel-offical @do--not--you-dare @thatonesillyfriend @mushroompie @gaster-wd @existing-offical @goblin-offical @etherealpandajuggernaut @eraser-offical @maybeilosttheplot @do--not--you-dare @ash-cherryblossom

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BRO I CANT HAVE MY YURI AND YAOI TAKEN AWAY!!

@traumatizedtimber @number1voxlover @hiiokbye @cats-eat-humans @v1ru5-teh-g00ber

@dailyhatsune @ferncloud @filibusterfrog @pinterest-offical @spotify-official

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here’s a link to a website with resources on how to stop it.

[satans-mum-offical]

You should adopt all of tumblr satans mom. You're awesome.

How about all of the Officalverse? All of tumblr seems like a lot.

[post-waterer-offical]

*exists pathetically*

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Oh wonderful! I was just in need of some water! Remember to drink water, kids!

[evil-man-offical]

*exists evilly*

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

*exists but like in an evil rip-off way*

[evil-journalism-offical]

*exists mischievously*

[journalism-offical]

*exists objectively*

[agenders-offical]

*exists genderlessly*

[nonbinary-homo-offical]

Reblog if you’re a nonbinary homo

Or a homo

Or a nonbinary

Or if ur offical

[oilith]

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

I'm a menace to society