@agent-d-cooper - Tumblr Blog

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) // THE MARTIAN (2015)

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

balaclava-trismegistus

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

digitalmyyth

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

garaks-padded-bra

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

garaks-padded-bra

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

praguegirl

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore

coughloop

There was really no winning that one

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

ottoillustrates

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

audreysdancemp3

◊ TWIN PEAKS ◊ 2.15 · Episode 22 "Slaves and Masters"

clown-alchemist

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals

ahotknife

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

tredekim

sadfransisko

[ID: Greyscale, digital drawing of stick figures standing and sitting around on a subway. They all have thought bubbles above their heads that lead up to the above text post. /End description]