A’ight. I got a jar of pills here. Each one has a different magical effect. You can only take one, and when you do, someone in your life will immediately know.
The Red pill is simple. You take it and get $100,000 in cold hard cash. You’ll have to find it though. It’ll be in a briefcase hidden somewhere in the Corridors. If you don’t find it within the week, the janitors will make off with it.
The Orange pill is a magical healing pill. Any ache, any pain, any health defect will be instantly fixed. Your lifespan will lengthen by fifty years easily. But, you won’t show signs of aging anymore, so the Company might try to experiment on you (more than they already probably do).
The Green pill is a little more complicated. You’ll gain the powers and memories from a playable character from the last game you played. But, their archnemesis will also appear in the City and start chasing Limbus Company. You’ll be expected to either fight them or hash things out with words.
Don’t wanna be a hero? Take the Blue pill. You gain the abilities of any antagonist from any game you’ve ever played. But, if you do, Fixers, Syndicates and even the Head will try to stop you whenever you use your powers for selfish gains. And don’t even think about pulling a Maruki.
If that’s all too much though you can try the Purple pill. This pill will give you a psychic connection with geniuses from across dimensions. But whenever you talk, you’ll always have to speak in the third person, and if you do something embarrassing they’ll all make fun of you.
Finally there’s the Pink pill. This one gives you a month long vacation to any place real or fictional with your busmates. There’s no caveat except that your meals aren’t covered, so you'll have to figure out how to stretch your cash. Also, time won’t pass in the City, so you can't use it to get out of someone's turn.
So, which will you choose?
I've had these pills in my office for some time...unsure of which one to take.
I could simply take them all, but I fear that would lead to side effects.
Anons of the void, I beesech you! Which one do I take?
