Lower Central Command Captain

[lccc-minty]

seeing as many abnormalites (and certain agents) apear to be on this website i have desided to join on this parade and keep a eye on said abnormalites as such a intro post is in order

I am minty, the Captain of Tiph B's Department if you ever need assistance please come to me ‐------------------------------------------‐//hello mod aoe here! My blog is @aoechaos i will be listing the rules and things to note here

-the character in this blog is apart of a system! (Basically meaning they are a sentient preson in our head with there own thoughts and feelings please be nice to them) there Ooc text will look like //this and ooc tags will look like //mint: this, they wont always be around to answer asks or respond to other blogs so please be patient

-the Host (the preson/mind who lived in this body before we became a system) is a Minor keep things safe for them and dont try anything, any anon who violates this will be blocked, no exceptions

-we do anon magic here! The ask with the effect will be given the "Magic Anon Abnormality Log" tag and go on for 10 asks by default unless prompted otherwise, the entirety of the magic event will get a custom tag to be viewed at anytime

//thats all! Happy roleplaying!

[lccc-minty]

Cute bnuy

*pets you*

[ despite her attempts to protest or explain all that can be heard are her adorable squeaks, the bunny lowers her head in defeat, well... atleast shes getting petted? ]

[lccc-minty]

[ its a quiet night in the facility, most agents have gone to bed while minty is still working away at assignments and occasionally... certain abnormalites, (looking at you whitenight) it's a peaceful night she thinks, not a speck of chaos insight even if it does feel a bit lonely, however as the clock hits 1 and as such April begins something changes, she's become smaller, precise hands replaced with clumsy paws, large ears that makes everything... oh so much louder, minty, by some unknown force has now been turned into a tiny bunny rabbit... ]

//sorry if im late but i figured i'd try to do something this april fools so uh... woe! Bnnuy! Upon ye! + a drawing under cut

[process-of-understanding]

[lccc-minty]

I sure hope nothing breaches

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

guys is it normal to be poked and shocked and be put in a furnace and be fine after it

Is it

please

someone tell me

[lost-sleepy-sheep]

…no, not really…

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

golly!

well how isnt it normal?? It was basically my entire life at that point!

[lost-sleepy-sheep]

…

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

whats with the silence......

cmon!! Say sumthin!!!

[lccc-minty]

did you get hunted by a office or syndicate i dont know of? Otherwise thats not normal...

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

Whats a syndicate :)

also i did get hunted down by some random friendly dogs when i was out in the feild!!! They bitted me all over!! It was painful!!

[lccc-minty]

[A look of surpise covers her features for a moment, "he doesn't know...?" she exhales]

Ok... so first: something or someone that chases you down with the malicious intent to attack you inst condisered friendly, its condisered Hostile

Second... syndicates are kind of like gangs or organizations, although some of them do offer services (such as the kurokumo) chances are that there services are shadey or just not worth it for one reason or another, they can be dangerous to run into so i recommend avoiding getting into trouble with them

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

guys is it normal to be poked and shocked and be put in a furnace and be fine after it

Is it

please

someone tell me

[lost-sleepy-sheep]

…no, not really…

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

golly!

well how isnt it normal?? It was basically my entire life at that point!

[lost-sleepy-sheep]

…

[thatoneemployeeeveryonehates]

whats with the silence......

cmon!! Say sumthin!!!

[lccc-minty]

did you get hunted by a office or syndicate i dont know of? Otherwise thats not normal...

[lccc-minty]

HIIIIYAAAHHH!!!!!! HIHIHIHI HOW ARE YOUU?!?!? :3

YES ITS ME HI!!

[seemingly swarming around you like a bee. Buzz buzz.]

( @thatoneemployeeeveryonehates )

Hello nameless, energetic as usall i see (even if i do think its too much...) do remember to spare some energy for the ordeals or incase of a breach, i wouldn't want you getting hurt, as for me i've been doing fine.. my work schedule has been a tad heavier but its nothing i cant handle

[lccc-minty]

hadns you a pile of fire retardant logs

Maybe i should get into woodcarving- hold that thought actually, if its retardant (fire resistant) then maybe we could use the logs to block in firebird when it breaches, prevents employees from getting burnt to ash and for our more work focused agents it would be nice to not have our documents and other equipment on fire

[lccc-minty]

//....you honor i plead oopise daisy

^ very much a visual learner and sucks with understanding words :( (we tried to google fire retardant)

[lcbyuri]

sends you a birthday card absolutely soaked in glitter. it is addressed to yaoi.

@beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur

(daily gifts: 4/10)

[beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur]

i have found that i actually quite dislike you.

[lcbyuri]

bestie doesn't want to twin with me. day ruined.... and i was gonna tell you that i actually accepted that i was yuri... </3

[beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur]

we are of two different worlds, i cannot twin if i wanted to.

[lcbyuri]

(reads your username)

aw man :-( i guess i have no one to share this drink that is a mix of Misery and Rum and Enkephalin with... guess i'll just... let it collect dust...... sigh............................

[beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur]

maybe i can violate the rules of the universe this one time.

.

Angela tells me off every other hour anyways.

[camellia-office]

mmmm enkephfalin cocvktail -kinsley

[beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur]

this guy gets it.

[yesod-the-viper]

I am reporting you both to Angela.

This facility is doomed already, interdimensional break for the sake of enkephalin intoxication is excessive.

[beer-and-enkephalin-connoisseur]

come onnn, loosen up a little.

[lccc-minty]

I have to agree with yesod on this one, lets not break the fabic of reality Again

[lccc-minty]

hadns you a pile of fire retardant logs

Maybe i should get into woodcarving- hold that thought actually, if its retardant (fire resistant) then maybe we could use the logs to block in firebird when it breaches, prevents employees from getting burnt to ash and for our more work focused agents it would be nice to not have our documents and other equipment on fire

[megaceros]

gummy lamas

[megaceros]

And the less talented brothers

[repeat-script]

godspeed purple llama friend

[orchid-through-concrete-deactiv]

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[blazestarninja13]

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[the-gerbil]

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[sawbones4117]

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[professional-termite]

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[strange-doll-child]

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[mindflayerinabathrobe]

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[midnighthewerewolf]

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[iloverainbowpheasants]

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[artistictoon]

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[ratzhatz14]

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[weird-kid-878-deactivated202411]

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[ronironimacoroni-deactivated202]

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[nulll-n-voiid]

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[the-purpurhaj]

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[the-djavulsksilverhaj]

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[the-attaarmadhaj]

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[the-rutighaj]

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[the-rosahaj]

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[the-official-goose-god]

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[sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast]

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[1nd13gh0st]

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[polkadotsunshine]

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[st4rguy]

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[scartalon13]

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[wheatiewintry]

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[powwuten]

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[bellcarved]

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[indiemedley]

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[reallyfunnynamehere]

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[baba-is-blog]

THERE HE GO

[itsezra]

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[choicebyproxy]

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[conpetpopper]

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[lccc-minty]

There he go

[lcbyuri]

How in the… Ok ok Yuri I don't how those got there but you got the equipment of a color fixer with you right now…

~█████ who knows too much.

..?????????

[lcbyuri]

Noise canceling gloves huh...? I didn't know that was possible... i wonder if that anon knows where they make them...

@lccc-minty

i didn't know either, but it's great!! i tend to overthink a lot and i think these could help! :-D it is kind of uncanny, though. hearing nothing in this room. it helps, but there's something eerie about it. i wonder if there's a noise loud enough that could break through the noise cancelling??

[lccc-minty]

Blue star maybe... it would be quite useful if it could block out the noise from certain abnormalites who specialize in sound based affects if it did work though

[disciplinarybullshit]

STOP DARING NEW EMPLOYEES TO LOOK AT CENSORED. ONLY LEVEL 4 OR 5 EMPLOYEES ARE ALLOWED TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR ITS CONTAINMENT CHAMBER.

[lost-sleepy-sheep]

seconded...

[agent-librarian-scarlet]

people are daring newbies to fucking what now

[lccc-minty]

3rd... who thought this was ok?!

[lccc-minty]

hands you a tomato

Thats the 2nd food item i've received from this site, thank you(?) anon i'll eat this later

[lccc-minty]

would you like bees?

If its Queen bee's victims then no, if its normal bees.... still no i recommend giveing your bees to someone who has time to care for them

[facelessmanager]

[Deva is hopping up and down in front of a camera in Information's Main Room, waving her arms frantically.]

MANAGER, MANAGER!!! THE TRAIN!!!!

— @deva-there

FUCK

[cypress-tiphereth]

Wh --

Manager!! What happened to Tiphereth and I's department?? I looked away for but a moment!!! D:

[lccc-minty]

I-im ok tiph...! Just a little bruised!

[> that was... not the case but she doesn't want to make her sepirah worry... she'll recover, after all thats what the regenrators are for! ]