The Road to El Dorado Starter Sentences (Part 1)
"Today, we sail to conquer the new world!"
"This could be our destiny, our fate."
"If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice."
"Come on baby. Papa needs that crappy map..."
"You dare to impugn my honor?"
"He was the one that was cheating!"
"Oh, now I'm the thief? Take a look in the mirror, pal!"
"I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death."
"You fight like my sister."
"I've fought your sister, that's a compliment."
"We're both in barrels, that's the extent of my knowledge."
"My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ, and I will not tolerate stowaways."
"You will be flogged. And when we port into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more...and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of you miserable life."
"That's your plan, is it? ...well I like it!"
"Okay, what's your idea, smart guy?"
"Don't ask me that! You're the one with the plans."
"For pete's sake, he's a ruthless warhorse, not a poodle."
"Look on the positive side. At least things can't get--"
"Excuse me. Were you going to say 'worse'?"
"Did you ever imagine it would end like this?"
"The horse is a surprise."
"My regret, besides dying, is our greatest adventure is over before it even began, and no one will even remember us."
"Well if it's any consolation... you... made my life... an adventure."
"And if it's any consolation, you made my life... rich."
"What's that? The map? ... You still have the map? You kept the map but you couldn't grab a little more food?!"
"It's the map to El Dorado!"
"You drank the sea water didn't you?"
"Wait a minute. New plan. We find the city of gold. We take the gold, and then we go back to Spain."
"Your horse bit me in the butt!"
"Apparently, 'El Dorado' is native for... 'great, Big, ... ROCK'!"
"You don't think Cortes could've gotten here before us?"
"And what? Took all the /really/ big rocks? The scoundrel!"
"As the prophesies foretold, the time of judgment is now!"
"Did I not predict that the gods would come to us?"
"My lord, I am not a thief."
"My only wish is to serve the gods."
"You do not question the gods!"
"Do not question me/us, or I/we shall have to unleash our awesome and terrible power!"
"Visit your wrath upon this nonbeliever!"
"Show us the truth of your divinity!"
"You know that little voice that people have that tells them to quick when they're ahead? ... You don't have one!"
"Well, I'm sorry I got carried away!"
"Maybe we should tell the truth and beg for mercy."
"They actually think we're gods."
"We just have to keep this up long enough to load up on the gold and get the hell out of here!"
"We'll be living like kings!"
"(Person A) and (Person B)! (Person B) and (Person A)! Mighty and powerful gods!"
"Depart mortal! Before we/I strike you with a lightning bolt!"
"Beware the wrath of the gods!"
"Save it for the high priest, honey. You're gonna need it."
"What makes you think that I need your help?"
"Scam? There's not a scam. Why would think there's a scam?"
"She wants in so she can get out."
"Think you're the only one who dreams of better things?"
"You've got your reasons, and I've got mine."
"The little voice-- remember the little voice? Just for a second imagine that you have one."
"And we're pretending to be Gods."
"We must avoid giving in to temptation."
"Relax! All you have to do is smile, act godly, and follow my lead."
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