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Why yes, I do enjoy the occasional shitpost.

[blockchiken-deactivated20251112]

[thelovelydragon4475]

@destiny-islanders I found secret footage of kh3

[destiny-islanders]

How dare you make me see this with my own eyes

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1880:

use one keyboard per hand for maximum writing efficiency

[sunshine-and-happy-things]

Source: @vikkichu

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #1875:

need help coming up with names for your fantasy characters? get a bluetooth keyboard and throw it down the stairs

[agent-smoulder]

Me: * sees really smart cute guy

Me: Please be Peter Parker. Please be Peter Parker. PLEASE BE PETER PARKER

[homochondriac]

remarkable

[spydoor-man]

[marsapartment]

reasons why nick burkhardt is the most underrated fantasy series protagonist ever:

gets shit done

looks like he hasn’t slept in twenty-eight hours but 

still hot as fuck

super chill with the fact that half of Portland thinks he gonna behead them and murder their children

doesn’t constantly complain about his problems

has this lil smile that’s super cute

treats women right

basically has spidey senses

will straight up kill a man but it’s still super chill

[ghostlyhamlet]

Tom Holland: *does anything*

Me:

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

Peter Parker went from “Yes sir, I’ll have her home by seven” to “Cómo está tu hija, eh?” way too quick

[passivites]

[auroranmaiden]

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

[rainbowaesthetic-textures]

[metradell-vyorei-deactivated202]

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

[crashsiteomega]