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@agentelliotgregor-archive
//This blog is now an archive because I’m giving in and making a one, central RP hub. You can find the new Elliot as a sideblog here. I’m going to be now following everybody from nickyrps. Only exception to the new change is J&T, they’re the only one that gets to remain their own blog.
//I keep doodling redesigns for Elliot, cause I really feel like he needs a new look?? Left is a “GIW military/Elliot in action” possibility and other is casual. I also really, really want to change his hair but I have no clue what would fit him?? I kind of like the idea of him having a nice styled look, but also growing his hair out and ponytail. Also even just possibly even dying his hair. I’m going to play around with his hair more, but I’m liking these two so farish?
//I keep doodling redesigns for Elliot, cause I really feel like he needs a new look?? Left is a “GIW military/Elliot in action” possibility and other is casual. I also really, really want to change his hair but I have no clue what would fit him?? I kind of like the idea of him having a nice styled look, but also growing his hair out and ponytail. Also even just possibly even dying his hair. I’m going to play around with his hair more, but I’m liking these two so farish?
//Whoops I missed Elliot's birthday again :,D it was May 5th I believe
Send 🃏 And I’ll Generate An AU From The List Below!
Send 🎰 for a combination of two or three of them!
Android AU
War/Military AU
Apocalypse AU
College AU
Fairytale AU
Afterlife AU
Genderbent AU
Steampunk AU
Doctor AU
Actor AU
Criminal AU
Reincarnation AU
Pirate AU
Royalty AU
Wild West AU
Mafia AU
Mythology AU
Sorcery/Wizard AU
Supernatural AU (as in creatures, monster hunters, demon hunters; not the show)
Angels/Demons AU
Childhood AU
Single Parent AU
Arranged Marriage AU
Prison AU
Superhero AU
Supervillain AU
Vampire AU
Werewolf AU
Spy AU
Time Travel AU
Space Travel AU
Professor/Teacher AU
Treasure Hunter AU
Artist AU
Baker AU
Florist AU
Tattoo Artist AU
Stripper AU
Prostitute AU
Lawyer AU
Guardian Angel AU
Runaway AU
Secretly Dating AU
Soulmate AU
Roommates AU
Imaginary Friend AU
Biker AU
Shapeshifter AU
Musician AU
Greaser AU
[feel free to add other AUs to the list!]
Dangerous Loyalty RP Starters
"It scares me what I'm willing to do for you."
"I don't care about anyone else, you're all that matters to me!"
"You know you can't refuse me anything I ask of you."
"You know I'd never refuse anything you asked of me."
"Say the word and I'm yours forever."
"If you love me as much as you say, then prove it."
"It's time that you proved your loyalty to me."
"I'll serve you forever if you'll allow me to do it."
"What will it take to make you go back on your oath of loyalty?"
"Will you trust me with the rest of your life?"
"My life is in your hands."
"You're going to take this gun, you're going to pull the trigger and you're going to shoot them. And do you know why? Because I told you to do it."
"I'd die if you asked me to."
"You would die if I asked you to."
"I could stab you in the heart and you would still come crawling back."
"You can do anything you want to me, I don't care!"
"I'll take the fall for you."
"I want you to take the fall for me."
"I could never act against you, not even to defend myself."
"My safety isn't important! You're what matters!"
"If hurting me is what makes you happy, then I'm only happy to indulge you."
Tell me a headcanon you have for my muse.
shit i say — sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!
GENERAL SHIT.
❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞
❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞
❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞
❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞
❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞
❝ HECK. ❞
❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞
❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞
❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞
❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞
❝ LISTEN— ❞
❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞
❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞
❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞
❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞
❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞
❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞
BITTER SHIT.
❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞
❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞
❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞
❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞
❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞
❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞
❝ *facepalm* ❞
❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞
❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞
❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞
❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞
LOVEY SHIT.
❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞
❝ I do it because I love you. ❞
❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞
❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞
❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞
❝ *heart eyes* ❞
❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞
❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞
❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞
❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞
❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞
❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞
❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞
MOM-FRIEND SHIT.
❝ I am mom-friend. ❞
❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞
❝ Do you want ____? ❞
❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞
❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞
❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞
❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞
❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞
ANGSTY SHIT.
❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞
❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞
❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞
❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞
❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞
❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞
❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞
❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞
❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞
❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞
❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞
❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞
❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞
❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞
SLEEPY SHIT.
❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞
❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞
❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞
❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞
❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞
❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞
❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞
❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞
RP MEME BASED OFF OF THINGS MY FRIENDS && I HAVE SAID IN SKYPE CALLS. fair warning: some of this stuff is offensive and nsfw. please be wary!
“I mean, they’re not ALL bad, save for a couple few of ‘em.” “Club Penguin? Those days are over.” “Why? Weed is so good!” “I cannot tell you that I have consumed weed, no.” “–You want a LOCH NESS MONSTER as a pet, don’t.” “What, you don’t want to know how well I can caulk?” “Wow, I’m getting more and more murderous by the second.” “You’d think I’d have to be more carefu– OOH, FUCK.” “If you’re not Deborah and you’re not Deborah, then who’s fucking the plane?” “Wow, Cars looks so good.” “9/11 looks so good.” “GODDAMNIT, DO NOT CALL ANYONE DADDY, I’M HAVING WAR FLASHBACKS.” “Yeah! I’d date a Lesbian!” “I can’t fuck today, it’s the Lord’s day.” “The Lord can fuck us too, it’s okay.” "We’re not having a threesome with Jesus.” “I could dab to this.” “Perhaps 'shooketh’ will be our always.” “We say so many juicy things!” “Hold on, do you mind repeating what you just said? You had a mental breakdown there towards the end, I couldn’t quite get it.” “Don’t wear pants under your kilt! That’s sacrilegious!” “I’m going to eat the world with my vagina.” “I don’t have to orgasm to shove the world up my vagina!” “We’ve been there. We’ve both catfished AND sucked dick before.” “You’d think that these people would know what they’re doing, but they’re just like… Fuck you, surprise, I’m a male pedo.” “Just pray to Jesus, your catfishing problem will be solved.” “Don’t hate on Jesus.” “I can’t hate on Jesus while I’m sucking his dick.” “…Did you think the wiggles were blackmailed?"
//no icons or anything yet, but *throws memes out the window*
You can also just hmu if you want to plot through IM or my skype/discord
CRIMINAL MINDS SENTENCE STARTERS
❝ you may leave school, but school never leaves you. ❞ ❝ things don’t change. we change. ❞ ❝ do you know who i am? ❞ ❝ i’m gonna tell her that i love her. ❞ ❝ you have some jalapeno sauce here , next to this jar of eyeballs. ❞ ❝ talk to me , i’m fluent in genius. ❞ ❝ and this is why i cook alone. ❞ ❝ so when do we get to drink the wine? ❞ ❝ don’t answer a question with a question! ❞ ❝ you’re see beauty in everything and everyone no matter where you go. ❞ ❝ you’re on speaker , so behave. ❞ ❝ or what? you’ll spank me? ❞ ❝ you know i love you , right? ❞ ❝ i know what it’s like to be afraid of your own mind. ❞ ❝ i’ve got a glock levelled at your croch. ❞ ❝ i need to know that i can be human. ❞ ❝ you’re afraid you’ve let people down? ❞ ❝ that’s the sweetest and saddest thing i’ve ever heard. ❞ ❝ i think deep down , we’re all capable of unspeakable things. ❞ ❝ there are things we don’t want to happen but have to accept. ❞ ❝ we save one life , we save the world. ❞ ❝ can you imagine my mom in a mule? ❞ ❝ everybody wants to go to heaven , but nobody wants to die. ❞ ❝ right now , what’s my worst quality? ❞ ❝ just keep it clean and don’t call me honey. ❞ ❝ sexy accent , badge and gun. just your type. ❞ ❝ if you want to be mad at someone , be mad at me. ❞ ❝ people need to know that they’re important. ❞ ❝ what , did you join a boyband? ❞ ❝ hey , wanna read? i always read when i’m anxious. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know you were a bad flyer. ❞ ❝ sit down and shut up. ❞ ❝ i like knocking. ❞ ❝ you know what? i’m done being nice. ❞ ❝ do not make me hurt you. ❞ ❝ now i have that memory burned in my mind for the rest of my life. ❞ ❝ hey , what’s with you? you need a hug or something? ❞ ❝ no , i understand. i just don’t care. ❞
School-Related Sentence Starters
Everyday
“Did we have homework?”
“Please be my lab partner.”
“Can I borrow a pencil?”
“I really don’t want to talk in front of the whole class…”
“Can I copy off of you real quick?”
“Do you think the teacher is hot?”
“It’s not cheating. It’s just teamwork.”
“Do you think the new kid is hot?”
“Pretty sure the teacher is out to get me…”
“You are…so dumb…”
“Was Shakespeare gay?”
“Please tell me you didn’t start the project either.”
“If I do it at the last minute, then I’ll have a minute.”
“Can I borrow your notes?”
“This class is so boring…”
“Am I in the right classroom?”
“Someone drew a dick in my textbook.”
“Do you know where the nurse’s office is?”
“Someone put a picture of Shrek in my locker.”
“I can’t wait to graduate…”
“Meet me in the bathroom/gym/locker room later. I need to tell you something.”
Exams
“I forgot about the midterm.”
“I’m gonna FAIL.”
“Shut up! You always say you’re going to fail, and then you get an A.”
“Please help me study.”
“If I don’t pass, my parents are going to KILL me.”
“Do you ever think about how studying is just ‘student’ and ‘dying’ put together?”
“I live at the library now.”
“Do you need help with the chapter?”
“I don’t even know what I don’t know.”
“I’m afraid that they’ll revoke my scholarship.”
“I HAVE to be at the top of the class.”
“Do you even know how to read?”
“I don’t even get the Sparknotes…”
“Maybe I’ll be okay if I pick A for every answer…I have to get an A, right?”
“I don’t need to go to college anyway.”
“Sleep is for the weak.”
“I just did 200 practice problems. I forgot my own name.”
“I remember that shrimp can see more colors than we can, but I don’t remember the vocabulary words for the test.”
“Your notes are just doodles.”
Lunchtime
“What’s for lunch?”
“Please trade lunches with me.”
“I dare you to fling your peas at the principal.”
“There’s NO way I’m eating that.”
“All I have are skittles and an old Oreo.”
“I would kill for a taco right now.”
“Lunch is the only class I can do well in.”
“There’s pizza today.”
“Is that a bug in your sandwich?”
“Ugh, this is expired.”
“Is this seat taken?”
“I can’t eat that, I’m on a diet.”
“Did you make this?”
“If you give me a dollar, I’ll love you forever.”
“I made brownies.”
“Let’s eat outside today.”
“Do you think we could get pizza delivered to the school?”
“You’re in my seat.”
“These freshmen think that they can just take our table…”
Gym
“I can’t run for my life.”
“Don’t throw the ball at me!!”
“Why do you look so red?”
“I’m DYING.”
“It’s just sports! What could go wrong?”
“I can’t run anymore.”
“Your team is going DOWN.”
“Are you okay?!”
“You really suck at this, don’t you?”
“Think fast!”
“Is that the best you can do?”
“I dare you to race me.”
“I think the gym teacher is a supersoldier.”
Uniforms / Clothes
“I HATE these pants/skirts.”
“Do you think anyone would notice if I wore pajamas?”
“I haven’t washed my gym clothes in a week…”
“I should be allowed to wear whatever I want.”
“Can you believe they called my outfit ‘inappropriate’?!”
“I’m so sick of seeing (school color).”
“I wear this uniform in my dreams. I mean, in my nightmares.”
“Those are the most hideous shoes I’ve ever seen.”
“Do you think her/his girl/boyfriend got her that?”
“Did your boy/girlfriend really buy you that?”
“Class rings are overrated.”
“We should totally get matching hoodies.”
“What show/movie is your shirt from?”
“I can see your underwear.”
Detention
“Wanna skip?”
“I can’t believe I’m in here.”
“Welcome, prince(ss)! Is this your first time?”
“That teacher DESERVED to be cursed out, okay?”
“I didn’t even do anything wrong…”
“Fuck the police.”
“They put me in here just for being late…”
“Did you actually bash the principal’s car?”
“A little thing like you managed to beat the crap out of someone?”
“You look like you don’t belong in here.”
“This is prison.”
“I tried to stab a kid with a pencil.”
“They think I’ll learn my lesson in here? I’m going to do it again.”
“All I did was a little graffiti.”
“I’m taking a nap.”
//huzzah I’m not dead
The TL;DR of it all is that lot of life stuff is happening, but I’m still around for OOC chat, IC nonsense or plotting or anything on Skype or Discord for any of my muses, and if you don’t have my skype/discord but you’re a mutual, you’re free to ask for it.
I only have like two weeks of school left I’m trying to power through, and after that, I should be much more free. For once, I’m not doing summer school this year, so I should be more active/free to do things on here. Thanks for being patient with me and all of my nonsensical things.
I have plot related stuff in mind for J&T and for Sam, and I’ve been trying to think of some plot things for Elliot. I’ve also been working on drawing up more icons for J&T, Sam and Elliot, as well as getting around to doing icons from Elliot’s episode. And yeah, I have some memes in my inbox for all three blogs that I’m going to get to. I have to hunt down the meme for some. Thanks for your patience on that one too.
wow I’m so bad at rp blogs sometimes
//I plan on redoing my icons (both screencaps and drawing) for Elliot, but I'm not sure if/how I'd put a small design on the icons. I'll take any/all suggestions.
I hadn’t drawn Elliot in like 102938 years, and I’m also really surprised that the last post on this blog prior to this was only 4 months ago because I never do anything here. While I was here, I updated his blog a bit, but not really that much. You’re not missing much.
I hadn’t drawn Elliot in like 102938 years, and I’m also really surprised that the last post on this blog prior to this was only 4 months ago because I never do anything here. While I was here, I updated his blog a bit, but not really that much. You’re not missing much.
