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Funniest thing they've each done? The ones you can say that is. :3

Funniest? Well everything they do is funny to me. Except Wanda…..

Natasha’s funniest is always her pranks. It’s amusing to see the things she comes up with.

Tony. Drunk. Watch him. You won’t be disappointed.

Bruce likes to talk to himself. Well he’s talking to hulk, but when he’s himself and talking to himself is quite funny. He’s just yelling at himself.

Clint likes to think he can sneak up on Natasha or Bucky. So watching him attempt to and getting scared because two of the scariest assassins have caught him is hilarious. Yes, I said it. Hilarious. Sorry, Clint.

Thor learning anything mortal. It’s like teaching a baby, I can’t help but laugh sometimes. He once tried to have a conversation with Siri, think it was an actual person or that it worked like FRIDAY. He got frustrated after a while.

Pietro runs into walls when he doesn’t pay attention. He tries to play it off like he did it on purpose was doesn’t help his situation.

Haven’t caught Wanda do anything I think is funny. She’s more so just the….adorable avenger. At least that’s what me and May think.

Sam trying to keep up with his super soldiered friends. And then constantly passing him. A classic.

scarletmemewitch

excuse me, i am a terrifying force of nature

roar

#your powers maybe #but you as a person?#adorable #shitmeme talk

Sure you are, Wanda

Funniest thing they've each done? The ones you can say that is. :3

Funniest? Well everything they do is funny to me. Except Wanda.....Natasha’s funniest is always her pranks. It’s amusing to see the things she comes up with.Tony. Drunk. Watch him. You won’t be disappointed.Bruce likes to talk to himself. Well he’s talking to hulk, but when he’s himself and talking to himself is quite funny. He’s just yelling at himself.Clint likes to think he can sneak up on Natasha or Bucky. So watching him attempt to and getting scared because two of the scariest assassins have caught him is hilarious. Yes, I said it. Hilarious. Sorry, Clint.Thor learning anything mortal. It’s like teaching a baby, I can’t help but laugh sometimes. He once tried to have a conversation with Siri, think it was an actual person or that it worked like FRIDAY. He got frustrated after a while. Pietro runs into walls when he doesn’t pay attention. He tries to play it off like he did it on purpose was doesn’t help his situation.Haven’t caught Wanda do anything I think is funny. She’s more so just the....adorable avenger. At least that’s what me and May think.Sam trying to keep up with his super soldiered friends. And then constantly passing him. A classic.

What's the cutest shit you've seen each Avenger do?

The cutest things they’ve done?

Natasha has this need to pet and hold any animal she sees. Which is not something many people get to see.

Just watch anything Cap does.

I’ve seen Clint when he thought he was alone with Lucky at Shield. Ended up falling asleep on our conference table curled up with him. Not something you see your sharp shooter do often.

Tony’s “cute” little thing is the fact he has a thumb drive filled with ideas he’s had for if he’s ever had a kid. Showed me while he was drunk one night and made me promise not to tell anyone. (Unfortunate for him I’ve been asked such a question)

……..Anything the twins do together is cute. Have you seen a happy family interact? Them happy? Adorable. Absolutely adorable.

Bruce doesn’t do……..cute.

Barnes and Clints dog have just as strong a bond as Clint does. If you’ve ever seen a very large and frankly very frightening (in physical definition. I’m rarely scared of anyone) man melt at the sight of a dog, you know what cute is.

Lastly is Sam……don’t think I’ve seen him do anything I can deem as ‘cute’. Sam’s the only guy that’s managed to keep himself off my radar. I’ll have to change that……

scarletmemewitch

listen to sam talk to redwing sometime. it is so adorable!

I will have to.

What's the cutest shit you've seen each Avenger do?

The cutest things they’ve done?

Natasha has this need to pet and hold any animal she sees. Which is not something many people get to see.

Just watch anything Cap does.

I’ve seen Clint when he thought he was alone with Lucky at Shield. Ended up falling asleep on our conference table curled up with him. Not something you see your sharp shooter do often.

……..Anything the twins do together is cute. Have you seen a happy family interact? Them happy? Adorable. Absolutely adorable.

Bruce doesn’t do……..cute.

Lastly is Sam……don’t think I’ve seen him do anything I can deem as ‘cute’. Sam’s the only guy that’s managed to keep himself off my radar. I’ll have to change that……

*sends over a drone* Paperwork delivery!

*sigh*

Today is Phil’s day.

So unless you’re dying

Don’t bother me

#shitpost

*stealth-boops your nose*

Please do not

Phil, working lunch? I've got some SHIELD cross over paper work and its just been to long, honestly Pepper

Lunch. I definitly need that now. Shall we go to that new sandwich place? We can take Lola.

Who scratched Lola?!

I certainly did not.

…..well now I’m suspicious Miss Hill

You might wanna interrogate @memecaptainsteverogers

He did it.

Now I believe you even less. The Captain would have told me if he did such a thing. He respects personal property far more than half our agents.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to… his latest suit just has far too many buckles and sharp bits.

…..why would he have been near Lola? She is in my personal spot in the garage and my team (and the director) are the only people allowed in that area.

Don’t you remember that he needed to talk to Quake about a mission?

She wouldn’t allow him near the car. I’d expect the scratch from her. But not Steve…..

I don’t remember Captain even getting to the car’s room. And by the way, what do you mean you’d expect the scratch from me?? I love my life, I would never do such thing!

I can neither confirm nor deny any scratches but if you want me to take her to the auto shop to get it buffed out you know I would never turn down a chance to take her out for a spin.

How fast do you think she goes? Approximately.

Given her ability to fly on top of drive, I’d say pretty fast, Cap

Fastest I’ve gone, or gotten her, is 100mph. But that’s a slow day.

I feel we can improve on this record. At least one of us is going to need a helmet.

Don’t worry about safety. I have that covered.

Do you have Lola’s safety covered?

When she’s in my supervision, she’s always safe

It sounds like you and Lola have a pretty special and intimate relationship and that losing her would be almost comparable to the loss of a loved one.

…..I don’t like where this is going, Hill

… every vehicle Cap has ever travelled in has been trashed in some way.

And while I’m there, she’ll remained unharmed. I have that much under control. Now if someone sneaks into my private Lola space without my permission....that I do not have under control and I am investigating this travesty thoroughly.

Who scratched Lola?!

I certainly did not.

…..well now I’m suspicious Miss Hill

You might wanna interrogate @memecaptainsteverogers

He did it.

Now I believe you even less. The Captain would have told me if he did such a thing. He respects personal property far more than half our agents.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to… his latest suit just has far too many buckles and sharp bits.

…..why would he have been near Lola? She is in my personal spot in the garage and my team (and the director) are the only people allowed in that area.

Don’t you remember that he needed to talk to Quake about a mission?

She wouldn’t allow him near the car. I’d expect the scratch from her. But not Steve…..

I don’t remember Captain even getting to the car’s room. And by the way, what do you mean you’d expect the scratch from me?? I love my life, I would never do such thing!

I can neither confirm nor deny any scratches but if you want me to take her to the auto shop to get it buffed out you know I would never turn down a chance to take her out for a spin.

How fast do you think she goes? Approximately.

Given her ability to fly on top of drive, I’d say pretty fast, Cap

Fastest I’ve gone, or gotten her, is 100mph. But that’s a slow day.

I feel we can improve on this record. At least one of us is going to need a helmet.

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BUCKY TONY PEPPER SOMEONE STOP THEM

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I shall destroy this car if it means stopping them.

Please for the love of all things holy, do not!

*eyes alight with an unholy gleam* :D Hello Phil! -Everyone’s Favorite Marshmallow

Hello?

Who scratched Lola?!

I certainly did not.

…..well now I’m suspicious Miss Hill

You might wanna interrogate @memecaptainsteverogers

He did it.

Now I believe you even less. The Captain would have told me if he did such a thing. He respects personal property far more than half our agents.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to… his latest suit just has far too many buckles and sharp bits.

…..why would he have been near Lola? She is in my personal spot in the garage and my team (and the director) are the only people allowed in that area.

Don’t you remember that he needed to talk to Quake about a mission?

She wouldn’t allow him near the car. I’d expect the scratch from her. But not Steve…..

I don’t remember Captain even getting to the car’s room. And by the way, what do you mean you’d expect the scratch from me?? I love my life, I would never do such thing!

I can neither confirm nor deny any scratches but if you want me to take her to the auto shop to get it buffed out you know I would never turn down a chance to take her out for a spin.

How fast do you think she goes? Approximately.

Given her ability to fly on top of drive, I’d say pretty fast, Cap

Fastest I’ve gone, or gotten her, is 100mph. But that’s a slow day.

I feel we can improve on this record. At least one of us is going to need a helmet.

Don’t worry about safety. I have that covered.

Do you have Lola’s safety covered?

When she’s in my supervision, she’s always safe

It sounds like you and Lola have a pretty special and intimate relationship and that losing her would be almost comparable to the loss of a loved one.

.....I don’t like where this is going, Hill

Who scratched Lola?!

I certainly did not.

…..well now I’m suspicious Miss Hill

You might wanna interrogate @memecaptainsteverogers

He did it.

Now I believe you even less. The Captain would have told me if he did such a thing. He respects personal property far more than half our agents.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to… his latest suit just has far too many buckles and sharp bits.

…..why would he have been near Lola? She is in my personal spot in the garage and my team (and the director) are the only people allowed in that area.

Don’t you remember that he needed to talk to Quake about a mission?

She wouldn’t allow him near the car. I’d expect the scratch from her. But not Steve…..

I don’t remember Captain even getting to the car’s room. And by the way, what do you mean you’d expect the scratch from me?? I love my life, I would never do such thing!

I can neither confirm nor deny any scratches but if you want me to take her to the auto shop to get it buffed out you know I would never turn down a chance to take her out for a spin.

How fast do you think she goes? Approximately.

Given her ability to fly on top of drive, I’d say pretty fast, Cap

Fastest I’ve gone, or gotten her, is 100mph. But that’s a slow day.

I feel we can improve on this record. At least one of us is going to need a helmet.

Don’t worry about safety. I have that covered.

Do you have Lola’s safety covered?