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#me trying to explain literally anything
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Happy âHereâs To Never Growing Upâ 3rd Anniversary!
      365 day challenge - favourite songs, favourite lines
12/365 - I'm So Sorry - Imagine Dragons {listen}
Life isnât always what you think itâd be Turn your head for one second and the tables turn And I know, I know that I did you wrong But will you trust me when I say that Iâll Make it up to you somehow, somehow
@alice-reeeseâ
âMy life is a competitive streak.â Alice said crossing her arms. âMaybe I need the internet to talk to my long distance lovers and the bowling to entertain myself in this sometimes immensely boring town.â
âUnless youâre setting up a bowling team that I donât know about, Iâm calling sarcasm,â he concluded with a firm nod, biting the inside of his lip to resist the urge to smile. Somehow, he was pretty sure she wouldnât appreciate it. âThe lovers I could believe, though. The porn rule still doesnât exist, and I guess you could be really into voyeurism. Are you?â
@harlcyhuntâ
âoh come on, so you really canât dance with anyone? i call bullshit.â harley chuckled, looking over the other and his outfit. âmy bro-date isnât here yet, so iâm sure you can spare me just one dance? as a âwell done for kicking my ass in the tournamentâ kinda thing?â
âYour bro-date,â Jeremiah echoed sceptically, mostly because the idea of Harley Hunt and his blatant flirting on a bro-date was sort of hilariously unlikely. Which one had the unreciprocated feelings, he wondered absently, quickly dismissing it as none of his business. âI told you Iâd kick your ass. Iâll kick anyoneâs ass, except not as hard as Marcelle will, because I have feelings,â he joked. âYou just want a dance as a congratulations? Or are you doing one of those things where you want a distraction and Iâm a handy option?â
@a-rose-in-the-shadowsâ
âAre you saying that you never drank as a teenager? Come on.. Itâs not like they have a prom night. Let them live a little.â The redhead teased. It was true. Rosalie had always had a more free spirited nature, even as a teenager. She smiled brightly as she took his hand. Her emerald green eyes sparkling as she realized they were about to dance. âOh, you are so much more than a peasant. I would love to.â
âThat depends on what you mean by teenager. Biologically or legally?â he asked, half-teasing, but also dead serious. He snorted. Oh, yeah, they didnât have a prom, because their class size was tiny and no one was willing to arrange an event just for the kids. That would take thought and commitment, and anyway, chances were every adult would somehow end up there, anyway, rendering the whole thing besides the point. âAm I really,â he half-asked, as if he really needed the clarification, pulling Rosalie over to the dance floor, to a position where he could still watch while also paying attention to her. âHope you arenât expecting too much talent,â he advised, tugging her close.
@ryder-greeeneâ
âYou would look ridiculous and not nearly as beautiful as Talia.â Ryder realized his own words and cleared his throat awkwardly. âYou do know that even if you make me old, I can still mess you up, right? Iâll justâŠfiddle with your molecules. I donât think youâd look as pretty if I turned your teeth black.â
A different man wouldâve cackled at Ryder; hell, a different guard wouldâve. Jeremiah smiled sympathetically at his co-worker, filing away the comment for later blackmail or consideration or something. âEh, Iâd rock black teeth,â he insisted cheerfully. âI bet thereâs someone around who can soothe my ego if I get self-conscious. Then I have black teeth and a date, and thatâd be two up on your freshly twelve-year-old self. Thatâs a pretty sound victory.â
@kayleighfliesâ
âMm, yeah,â Kayleigh agreed, sarcasm laced in her tone. âI feel very guarded right now. The most guarded.â Still, she felt a little bad for the guards. After all, didnât they deserve a break too? âDo you want a drink, at least? I can get you one. Boozy or not, if itâs against the rules. I donât want to get either of us in trouble.â
âYou are the most guarded, Miss Garcia,â Jeremiah insisted, completely sombre. His lips twitched with the effort of maintaining a straight face - or with the urge to smile, whatever worked best. âSee if you can find some sort of virgin cocktail thing,â he requested more politely. âI forget if itâs against the rules, exactly, but if Pace hears about any irresponsibility, I could lose my job, Isaacâs support be damned - and, well. I still want to potentially give our esteemed boss a stroke even if she canât prove Iâm breaking any contractual obligations.â That really hadnât required that much explanation, particularly since Kayleigh certainly hadnât asked.
@fastkatjacksonâ
âTrust me,â Kat replied. âNo one is going to mistake you for being here to have fun. Youâd look more in place at a funeral.â Kat waved a hand at his all-black getup, cracking some semblance of a smile. âHow goes it, Officer?â
Jeremiah snorted roughly, because she probably had a point. Black was fashionable, black was practical - black was incredibly depressing. Not to mention way too heavy in this weather. Where was Abigail with her usual raincloud? âBut I am at a funeral, Miss Jackson - weâre here to mourn the death of fun; werenât you told?â Ah, how was he, how was he. âInfinitely better for the delight of your company, I think,â he stated, as if that werenât an opinion thing, as if it couldnât be argued to have been sarcastic at heart. âOf course, Iâll be better for the knowledge of how youâre doing on this fine scorching evening.â
@faye-beckettâ
Faye looked up at Jeremiah and smiled. âAre you really?â She asked. âYou look like youâre here to dance.â She raised her eyebrows. âOr, are you here with someone?â She asked him. âOh my god, you have a date. Who is she? Is she here? Can I meet her?âÂ
âIf you listened to me more, you might know Iâm always around to dance. I have been known to break out in the full routine from Singing in the Rain.â He bit his tongue on his laughter, a muffled chuckle falling from behind closed lips. âMe? Dating? If I were dating, Iâd introduce you in a heartbeat, little miss; Iâd fight for your approval if I could get it.â What a joke, like heâd ever done anything based on approval? âBut as it is; no, no current dates. Iâm trying to empathize with the other guards who think theyâre married to the job. Itâs not actually going that well.â
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d&d character alignments: NEUTRAL GOOD [ 4 / 9 ]
A Neutral Good hero is best known as the âbenefactorâ alignment. She is guided by her conscience and typically acts altruistically, without regard for or against lawful precepts such as rules or tradition. To her, life and the assurance of other creaturesâ rights take precedence over all else.Â
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CHARACTER MOODBOARD - THE DEADPAN SNARKER !
the deadpan snarker exists to deflate pomposity, point out the unlikelihood of certain plans, and deliver funny lines. in most cases, it is implied that the snarker would make a good leader, strategist, or consultant given their ability to instantly see the flaws in a constructed plan. more often than not, their innate snarkiness is the only thing preventing the other characters from comprehending this for themselves.