He who wants a rose, must respect the thorn.

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[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[grimeclown]

FAT TITTY TUESDAY HAS BEGUN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

[grimeclown]

Survive

[catsoverloaded]

A black dragón floating above the clouds

[themediocrehuman]

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

[were--ralph]

Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy

[agayjewishwerewolf]

[were--ralph]

Not letting this get buried as well as this

[brucebocchi]

(via reddit)

[rox-and-prose]

A thing that bugs me is whenever you see someone in a food service or retail sector job doing something incredible like carrying 20 bowls on one tray or tossing ingredients with pinpoint precision into a pita theres always someone who says "there's no such thing as unskilled labor!" I find that irritating because like, do you expect every server to have comparable skill and strength? Do you think that these jobs teach you these things? And besides, people shouldn't have to do acrobatics while flipping burgers in order for them to be paid enough to eat AND pay rent.

Also, tbh, my job is stocking shelves. It doesn't take any real skills except maybe some memory, but at the end of the day, I'm still giving chunks of my life to do it! And I deserve to be paid enough to live! Is my life worth nothing simply because I do an incredibly straightforward task? At the end of the day, it doesn't matter if a job requires skills, what matters is that there are actual real people doing it and they deserve to have a life.

[twinkinspector]

feeling their cock twitch and pulse inside you is really top-tier imo

[something-in-the-seas-deactivat]

Tyre Nichol’s mother has set up a memorial fund to help pay for mental health services for his family and a memorial skate park in his name. If you cannot donate, please share.

[lifehackable]

This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.

[tarcroach]

No you guys this post helped me find my cat. He was missing for almost a month and I’ve had him for over 12 years. After seeing this I put his favorite blanket he always slept on outside hoping he would smell mine or his scent and he was back the next fucking day asleep on it.

[ittygittydiddynator]

When my cat got out, we called and called for him, and then, later that night, I remembered similar advice to this, and so put his little scratching pad, which he adores, on the front porch. Not even half an hour later, I heard a thump, opened the door, and there was his big butt, meowing at me.

[sparklesmccheesy]

Important and vital

[natasha-romvnoff]

I don’t care that I reblogged this today I’m reblogging it again

[writing-n-ocs]

This is an exception to not being related to writing.

[castielismyhusband2266]

I hope this helps somebody

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Whenever someone in one of my buy swap sell groups reports a missing cat, I remember this post and pass the advice on. So far, ALL of the missing cats have come home.

[acelessthan3]

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

[adjoint-law]

veni, vidi, vici

[archliches]

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

[archliches]

you just don’t get shit like this anywhere else folks

[parasitoidism]

diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

[schizm-deactivated]

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

[schizm-deactivated]

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

[thefiresontheheight]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Wet beast wednesday IF you even care

[bearotonin-international]

We always care about Wet Beast Wednesday

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

Don’t you love 21st century serfdom???

[christianstepmoms]

Wrestling is fucking doomed y'all.

[christianstepmoms]

[violentoffender]