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- Never figured out how to write a good bio -

[feraligatr]

oh to be a kid in front of a bin of multi coloured rocks in an obscure gift shop 

[feraligatr]

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

[criminal-fish]

[neil-gaiman]

Happy Easter

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[valtsv]

microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

i think attempted murder has got to be the most embarrassing crime you could get charged with. like you're under arrest for... failing at murder.

[valtsv]

[electricpurrs]

i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life

[flowerinaflame]

[frankensteintrans]

(@deeisace)

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

an important addition

[william-snekspeare]

creacher

[semutamusic]

[greelin]

“don’t project YOUR issues onto that fictional man” i’m not even doing anything. he’s doing all that shit himself. sorry for spotting patterns. observing. understanding nuances. i guess

[goon]

this is the best thing to happen to twitter

[vaginadude]

Everyone needs a work gender and a home gender actually if you don't do this you can't have a work-life balance

[vaginadude]

my work gender is Helpful Young Man and my home gender is Grumpy Stoner Butch tag urself or whtevr

[neurospicy]

Neurotypicals will be like “I know you have a disability that affects your ability to stay organized, manage your time properly, socialize, or control what you’re able to think about or focus on, but that’s not an excuse to have trouble staying organized, managing your time properly, socializing, or controlling what you need to think about or focus on.” And then demand that they aren’t ableist. I’m tired.

[frankiecorleone]

do it for her (your thirteen year old self)

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about ancient inventions that may no longer actively be used, but which were so geniously designed that technically speaking, they still work?

Consider that old historical monk haircut. The tonsure looks like that on purpose, to keep them humble and away from temptations of sin. And it still works exactly as intended. Do you guys have any idea how much gay porn there would be of medieval monastery dudes knowing each other biblically if their haircuts were not so unfathomably unsexy.

[patrickdiomedes]

boy, I dunno what I expected after the first paragraph, but it wasn't what I got

[anxietyproblem]

[monthgirl]