Everythingâs transactional. Guy buys you dinner, he expects a blowjob. Welcome to earth.
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if i look back, i am lost

blake kathryn
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
YOU ARE THE REASON

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shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle
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DEAR READER
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@agonie
Everythingâs transactional. Guy buys you dinner, he expects a blowjob. Welcome to earth.
"This better not be for a porno. I stopped doing those." "OK, Mother. Thatâs enough."
Serwan Baran ÙÙŰ§Ù ŰłÙ۱ÙŰ§Ù ŰšŰ§Ű±Ű§Ù (Iraqi, b. 1968, Baghdad, Iraq) - Skulls from Whisperings 2 series, 2012   Paintings: Acrylics on Canvas
la confrontation avec mon avenir dans l'administration territoriale
#margaery tyrell literally hands out little tyrell sigils #she gives toys to the children replete with her own house colors #lest they forget who their savior was #she reminds them daily who it is they have to thank that theyâre alive #and she does it while empowering them to fight for her some day #to fight for her family #the best game player in westeros ladies and gentlemen  #a golden rose on a green field
âThere is an unfair responsibility that comes with being an only child - you grow up knowing you arenât allowed to disappoint, youâre not even allowed to die. There isnât a replacement toddling around; youâre it. It makes you desperate to be flawless, and it also makes you drunk with the power. In such ways are despots made.â
â Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
talk to me about amy dunne or dont talk to me at all
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Amy Elliott Dunne - Type 3 (âThe Achieverâ)
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"Nick loved me. A six-o kind of love: He looooooved me. But he didnât love me, me. Nick loved a girl who doesnât exist. I was pretending, the way I often did, pretending to have a personality. I canât help it, itâs what Iâve always done: The way some women change fashion regularly, I change personalities. What persona feels good, whatâs coveted, whatâs au courant? I think most people do this, they just donât admit it, or else they settle on one persona because theyâre too lazy or stupid to pull off a switch.â
Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account
This gives me hope
Pour your misery down on me
fifty favorite fictional characters âł 4. Dr. Perry Cox (Scrubs)
I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Lemme see, uh, low-carb diets. Michael Moore. The Republican National Convention. Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products. Hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting Punkâd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys. Jeff, that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, The Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything everything that exists â past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
From Turkmenistan: A Discreet Dictatorship
Ambroise Tézenas
Charts from OKCupid, showing how straight women and men rate each other based on ages. For women, the men they find most attractive are roughly their own age. For men, the women they find most attractive are roughly the same age - 20 to 23 - regardless of the age of the man. (538)