shit man i fuckin love being a big gay wizard

sander | he/him | queer | writer | nerd | 18+

[pmamtraveller]

"Happiness" by Jenny Bloomfield

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[nayohme]

one of my favorites of all time

[frogmoss1]

that’s kamala harris

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cannibalchicken]

[dogpuppy]

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[memewhore]

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy

[infectiouspiss]

"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11

[vetchtibbles]

dead serious WHAT did they put into claire de lune to make it do all that

[caralarm-bicycles]

his whole debussy

[fuckyeahfightlock]

. . .I think OP was asking about BBC Sherlock (2010 - 2017)

[vetchtibbles]

I don’t think OP was doing that actually

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[viralfrog]